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i need to adjust my microphone i gotta

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and log in don't have any of that [\h__\h] i

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netflix yeah don't don't you have like

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discovery plus or something yeah

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discovery plus through amazon because i

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love bigfoot

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wait wait so do i have discovery plus

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because i have prime

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it's if you have prime you can't

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subscribe to more channels through prime

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subscribe i love how oprah magazine oh

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magazine like how self-indulgent do you

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every single cover i don't think there's

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ever been a cover that's not had her on

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it i deserve my own magazines you're

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called joe magazine it wouldn't be you

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every every month i'd buy joe please

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i don't know i just checked

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i'm a subscriber to joe plus

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no one would subscribe to that

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you get everything you get with normal

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joe but more you talk about anarchism

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and and in like gay culture but from

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thing what the [\h__\h] was that

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what are we waiting for let's do it

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live from command center alpha one it's

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the obdm podcast now here's your host mr

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hey everyone welcome back to

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another fun-filled podcast adventure yes

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my name is midnight mike cratchit is

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over there on screen

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who runs for ottertown

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who runs fire down we get the images up

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there on screen there i did that

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and joe's over there too

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uh-huh

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yep yep here we are again

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yep back on a saturday

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boy it's uh it's all happening people

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i don't i shouldn't have to tell anybody

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this

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uh tom cruise is back in a big way

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by big you mean like five foot five

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right huge uh he's just a titanic movie

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and uh joe needs to understand this that

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tom cruise is not going away any time

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soon uh you're right i've been

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advocating for his removal yeah

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you have been you slept through his most

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flipping your nose at tom cruise and all

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but it's it the newest tom

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uh tom cruise movie top gun two has made

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more domestically than titanic

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it is not going away anytime soon no

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matter what joe thinks and what he

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thinks of tom cruise tom cruise is back

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in a big way he's back on top and i

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uh this is a positive step forward is it

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seriously made more money than titanic

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fun fact about the top gun tune uh tom

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the uh this is written by msn.com at

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billion the firm's the film is currently

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still making money uh so that's it's

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incredible wait because wait wait you

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you just said it past titanic

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you ever projectionist like i was

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we're live over there

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talking about uh

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top gun get distracted by your sexy tom

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just a fascinating kind of uh phenomenon

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that's going on um and uh just real

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because i know everyone likes tom cruise

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news that's bomb news

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uh there was controversy before

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patch of a taiwanese

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military emblem or something like that

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audience as to not to offend

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flag patch signals a major change in

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patch isn't just a clue to the

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characters past is a clue to a major

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change in the way hollywood does

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business the long awaited sequel to top

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gun is garnering universal acclaim for

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its commitment to authenticity in an era

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where rampant cgi is taking the weight

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of practical effects green screens have

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camera rigs stunt pilots for the actors

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training regiment designed by tom cruise

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what does this have to do with his

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jacket this this article changed halfway

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through well yeah you know you're like

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hey we're going to debunk this thing

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about patches let me tell you about how

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much time he spent training to fly

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well they want to pop it up

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character detail but the significance of

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mavericks taiwanese patch

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it so any debunking going on in this

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shift in hollywood away from placating

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financing and distribution with a

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population of 1.4 billion china

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mark market on earth is also very strict

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america christianity and same-sex

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romances to name a few off limits

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for the uh years major hollywood studios

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have acknowledged or kowtowed to china

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relying on chinese back uh backing in

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box office numbers to help them make

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bigger profits and better performing

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uh but uh with this

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mavic trailer in 2019 it looked like the

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studio is doing just that as observers

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was gone replaced by uh abstract symbol

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of the same color the reason wasn't

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remain authentic to the character and

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the the lore of top gun and uh maybe

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you know what we're going to remain true

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to what we want and

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maybe serve the american audience first

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care about it that much but who what do

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saying that people were upset about the

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patches being changed to to placate the

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chinese audiences yes but then it talked

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about how much practical work they did

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in the film to avoid cgi

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yes but now they're saying three years

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after they filmed those scenes they have

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changed the jacket back presumably with

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cgi i would have the original patch on

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it i'm not or

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they originally filmed it

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with the the real taiwanese flag used

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cgi to go in there and to remove that

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taiwanese flag and then they did an uh

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command z undo they did undo undo undo

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to undo those uh changes

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good lord

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yeah maybe uh i so i did hear because of

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the the the uh the massive chinese box

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office they did have to change a few

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things in the film similar to

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uh what happened with the remake of a

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red dot a number of years ago so the

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entire subplot of the primary plot of uh

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the top gun two was him going in and

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saving the uyghurs and they had to cgi

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all that out

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i don't know that's true

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now he saves uh now they go to australia

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and save kangaroos oh i thought they me

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like they changed it where he just went

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over there and bombed all the uyghurs

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fortunately

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yeah then he killed china number one

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yeah

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now there you go some tom cruise movie

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much to joe chagrin

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uh he's not going away any time soon

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like in fact this this movie's

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so popular i bet we're gonna get top gun

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three

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probably maybe four probably maybe even

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four top gun four

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okay well i don't have to buy melatonin

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joe goes to tom cruise movies just to go

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to sleep some people use white noise or

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an app he uses tom cruise

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that's fine like the cool the rooms are

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the cool temperature low lights and tom

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cruise prattling on about something and

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the sound of people eating popcorn

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the guy behind you in a cowboy hat who's

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just

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double fisting popcorn hi man i love tom

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well uh that was fun i'm sure everyone

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loved that story uh and we'll move on to

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some other headlines i don't really have

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a segment i just got some headlines that

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i

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of that one that wasn't part of

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i guess i did find it interesting i i

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don't know if the audience

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finds it interesting probably not well

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you did that entire segment to placate

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our chinese audience

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i did well no i didn't i did it to play

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placate our tom cruise audience

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hopefully tom cruise does listen to this

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he knows i'm a big fan audience of one

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mr tom cruise i've often said and i've

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gotten too many arguments about this

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that tom cruise pound for pound

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is a better actor and does more

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uh

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i guess more beneficial films in the

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realm of sci-fi then keanu reeves i

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think tom cruise does better science

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fiction movies than keanu reeves

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prove me wrong

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i'd have to get out pen and paper on

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this we'll we'll debate this at length

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but i have a headline here that i think

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uh some people may like yes okay

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here's a new uh a new headline here

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pentagon renames and expands its ufo

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office that's some good news on that

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front

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yes the pentagon's doing some new things

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and

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concerning ufos

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the u.s government's official

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ufo investigation office is being

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rebranded

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just after eight months on the job

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formerly known as the airborne object

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identification and management group the

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office is now being updated and expanded

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to investigate more than just

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unidentified objects the new name will

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be the aaro

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airborne object identification and

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management group so arrow i'm assuming

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that's what they're gonna

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use

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uh index uh it's expanded focus will

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look into what are being referred to as

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trans medium objects

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unidentified vehicles capable of

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operating both in the sky and under the

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sea

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this definition also also applies to

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objects capable of transitioning from

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flying within earth's atmosphere to

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flying in space

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and the updated name reflects the

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growing number of reports from us navy

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personnel involving objects that have

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seen emerging from the sea

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and moving into or out of the water

401
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it's very fascinating uh that they're

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doing this so whether or not the public

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will actually get to hear about the

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group's finding findings however it

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remains to be

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unseen uh so they got a big rundown on

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defense one

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or defense news.com

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um and uh what they're doing so they're

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rebranding this this this new pentagon

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office

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they're telling the previous program to

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shut down

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and by the way send us all the material

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that you have send us send us over all

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the paperwork

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we want all that stuff and we're going

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to be hiring probably some some new

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people so with that paper trail there

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could be foyer requests i know uh uh

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john greenwald of the black vault he is

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already hot on the trail because they're

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they're naming specific items that they

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want moved over so he's gonna be doing

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four requests to see what he can get out

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of this uh some of the most interesting

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things so they're you're looking not

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just in the earth's atmosphere at this

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point they're actively uh saying that

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they're going to start taking reports

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from astronauts or whoever's up in space

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about ufos and then also

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under the sea under the ocean which has

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been a primary concern for a lot of ufo

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investigators uh that they haven't

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really uh the us military hasn't really

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been uh talking about

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that uh too heavily you know a good

439
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number of the the more interesting ufk

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ufo cases does involve uh

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i'm just coming out of the water and

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then

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rumors of underwater alien bases off the

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coast of of malibu for instance and near

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puerto rico i've covered a couple of uh

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first hand or uh reports uh humanoid

447
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encounters from people uh firsthand uh

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conveying their abduction experiences

449
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and and being taken aboard this craft

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and taking underwater to

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some facilities to where they're uh

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experimented on

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i don't think the pentagon is going to

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go into that they don't they want to

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ignore everything

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that has happened previous to 2003

457
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and they just want to move forward

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they're ignoring

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uh pretty much the the long and storied

460
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history of ufo abductions catamine

461
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relations and all that stuff throughout

462
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the 70s 80s and 90s and they're saying

463
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hey scratch that we're starting from

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this point 2003 and onward

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there we go is this the office that

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shatner is in charge of

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uh yes this is the one well no the the

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office that um

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that is being shut down

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that was where he was answering phones

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so like unless he gets a job transfer

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um shatner's

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out of luck

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unfortunately

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i'm curious why they keep changing the

476
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name of this to something that doesn't

477
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have the the phraseology ufo in it

478
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because that's all we want to know

479
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so every time they come up with whatever

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the new

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it was a tip and then aoyo and then

482
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arrow but it's always going to be

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comma the ufo reporting office comma

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because no one knows what the hell these

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things are called yeah

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just call it space force and let them

487
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talk about ufos

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i so

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you know it's very curious that they're

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using the words trans medium they're

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taking that very serious uh uh

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yeah it is very progressive of them to

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use those terms and words uh it's

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fascinating but

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i i don't know if we're going to be able

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to get any real information out of this

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you know when it's locked up in the

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pentagon

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they're going to be pretty tight-lipped

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about this and we don't know what kind

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of congressional oversight there really

502
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is here

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i'm surprised the the congress

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themselves or the senate hasn't decided

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decided to form their own committee and

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just tap the resources of the

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intelligence agency and the pentagon and

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report directly to them

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it just seems like this is a bottleneck

510
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this new office is a bottleneck where

511
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all information will be funneled to this

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new pentagon office and that's where it

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goes to die and it's going to be very

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difficult to get information out of

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there

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which is probably the point yeah i

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and uh one last oh

518
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to make a

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uh reference to hollywood uh since we

520
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talked about james cameron james cameron

521
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did a uh he did a movie

522
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called the abyss i think back in 1988

523
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1989 89 yep it was 89 and it's probably

524
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one of my favorite movies that he did uh

525
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check it out

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i i don't know if many streaming

527
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services have it

528
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but it's about a group of oil

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i think they're

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diggers oil

531
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dredgers oh yeah spoilers oil drilling

532
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it was an oil drilling um uh company

533
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trying to prove that an underwater rig

534
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would be a viable option

535
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yeah and so it has uh ed harris uh

536
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uh oh god uh the guy from uh uh

537
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terminator the guy who played kyle reese

538
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michael bean michael bean

539
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who by the way i think is a horrific

540
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alcoholic at this point in his life but

541
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i think that's just i heard that rumor i

542
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love writing that rumor around yeah and

543
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it's getting that out there

544
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uh but it's an amazing movie

545
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where there are underwater

546
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objects usos underwater submerged

547
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objects uh undefined

548
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and they encounter these weird anomalies

549
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down there and the united states

550
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government sends down like a navy seal

551
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team to evaluate the situation

552
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at the same time they're trying to get

553
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this oil rig underwater up and going

554
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it's a really cool movie a very well

555
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done

556
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awesome the effects still hold up

557
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uh after

558
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three decades four decades almost and uh

559
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fascinating movie

560
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except the part where they changed

561
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everybody's patches to complicate the

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uh and one one last little story here i

563
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got

564
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:29,120
uh we'll bring this up on screen please

565
00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:30,320
yes

566
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:32,400
uh astronauts warned hold on let me

567
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:34,480
click this out astronauts warn not to

568
00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:36,240
masturbate in space

569
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:39,600
as one session can impregnate three

570
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:40,640
females

571
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:42,640
stop pumping

572
00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:43,840
what

573
00:22:52,149 --> 00:22:49,600
and joe stop pumping up in space you're

574
00:22:55,350 --> 00:22:52,159
not allowed to do that

575
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:55,360
i mean i would love to pump it in space

576
00:22:59,669 --> 00:22:56,720
oh wait is this the one where they're

577
00:23:01,190 --> 00:22:59,679
gonna get pregnant yeah oh yeah i saw

578
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:01,200
this i'm glad you

579
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:02,559
because i didn't read it boyfriends like

580
00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:05,520
to get pregnant yeah they love to

581
00:23:10,710 --> 00:23:07,840
jizz in space and just see what happens

582
00:23:13,029 --> 00:23:10,720
me and my boyfriend love to get pregnant

583
00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:13,039
well astronauts have been warned not to

584
00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:16,320
play with their rockets in space so they

585
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:17,919
don't get crewmates

586
00:23:24,789 --> 00:23:19,760
them in joke jail jesus yeah that's

587
00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:28,149
uh self-pleasuring is banned in zero g

588
00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:31,200
amid fears of any floating seamen could

589
00:23:34,950 --> 00:23:33,360
leave female colleagues

590
00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:34,960
up the duff

591
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:36,480
this is obviously written by someone in

592
00:23:41,909 --> 00:23:38,320
the uk

593
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:41,919
uh this bizarre uh revelation came on us

594
00:23:44,149 --> 00:23:42,799
chat

595
00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:44,159
uh show

596
00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:48,960
uh conan o'brien needs a friend podcast

597
00:23:54,789 --> 00:23:51,360
uh during recording conan asked a nasa

598
00:23:57,830 --> 00:23:54,799
engineer if he ever uh sent porn to the

599
00:24:00,870 --> 00:23:57,840
international space station the boston

600
00:24:03,269 --> 00:24:00,880
uh identified only as smith told him no

601
00:24:06,630 --> 00:24:03,279
none of that and o'brien went on does

602
00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:06,640
porn work in zero gravity

603
00:24:11,510 --> 00:24:09,200
it goes anywhere uh smith told them

604
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:11,520
three female astronauts can

605
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:16,000
impregnated by the same man

606
00:24:21,350 --> 00:24:18,960
on the same session it finds a way nasa

607
00:24:25,190 --> 00:24:21,360
is getting ready to look at how sex and

608
00:24:28,870 --> 00:24:25,200
space might work as its plans for future

609
00:24:33,190 --> 00:24:28,880
moon and mars missions start to unfold

610
00:24:34,310 --> 00:24:33,200
uh let's see here uh academics from uh

611
00:24:35,669 --> 00:24:34,320
um

612
00:24:39,190 --> 00:24:35,679
montreal

613
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say such research is essential for the

614
00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:41,360
success of deep space missions and

615
00:24:45,510 --> 00:24:43,679
building off-world settlements

616
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:45,520
so i so

617
00:24:48,789 --> 00:24:47,120
i'm assuming

618
00:24:51,269 --> 00:24:48,799
that if you're up in space and you're an

619
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:51,279
astronaut and you really got a pound

620
00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:52,880
that you're just not going to pound it

621
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:55,120
out into the air because it's going to

622
00:24:58,950 --> 00:24:56,720
get gunky it's going to it's going to

623
00:25:01,269 --> 00:24:58,960
clog up all your knobs and buttons and

624
00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:01,279
you might not be able to you know

625
00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:03,520
operate the space station effectively if

626
00:25:06,870 --> 00:25:05,840
this is dunked with jizz

627
00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:06,880
and so you're probably going to want to

628
00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:08,320
do that uh you're probably going to want

629
00:25:13,909 --> 00:25:11,200
to sit on your your vacuum toilet so it

630
00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:13,919
it not only like takes care of number

631
00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:17,200
one number two and also uh uh there's a

632
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:18,960
vacuum that sucks your

633
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:21,440
life seed down the drain too so it's not

634
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:24,320
get going out there spreading in zero g

635
00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:25,600
if you believe

636
00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:28,640
that we're in orbit

637
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:30,400
they give you space socks that's all

638
00:25:32,549 --> 00:25:31,840
they need

639
00:25:35,029 --> 00:25:32,559
but

640
00:25:38,630 --> 00:25:35,039
wear your space socks before you before

641
00:25:41,510 --> 00:25:39,590
wouldn't it just be easier tell them

642
00:25:42,870 --> 00:25:41,520
just wear a condom all the time

643
00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:42,880
yeah

644
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:44,400
that i guess that would be the safest

645
00:25:48,710 --> 00:25:46,640
route is like put your condom on and

646
00:25:50,230 --> 00:25:48,720
then your spacesuit because you never

647
00:25:52,310 --> 00:25:50,240
know when you're gonna get aroused in

648
00:25:53,590 --> 00:25:52,320
space

649
00:25:56,070 --> 00:25:53,600
yeah i don't know do you think it would

650
00:25:58,870 --> 00:25:56,080
be because of gravity there's less

651
00:26:01,110 --> 00:25:58,880
gravity in orbit you think it might be

652
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:01,120
maybe easier to get an erection because

653
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:03,200
of blood flow and you're not fighting

654
00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:05,440
gravity that these guys might be up

655
00:26:08,870 --> 00:26:06,480
there just

656
00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:08,880
floating around with a boner 24 7.

657
00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:10,480
they're constantly erect because there's

658
00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:13,120
no gravity

659
00:26:17,269 --> 00:26:15,200
excuse me it's family show i'm sorry i

660
00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:17,279
love the idea of like you're floating

661
00:26:21,590 --> 00:26:19,200
around on the space station trying to

662
00:26:24,230 --> 00:26:21,600
you know grow mold and see what you can

663
00:26:25,909 --> 00:26:24,240
do under uh you know ultraviolet lights

664
00:26:27,269 --> 00:26:25,919
and then there's just jizz flying all

665
00:26:28,549 --> 00:26:27,279
over the place

666
00:26:30,549 --> 00:26:28,559
yeah and then there's a there's a guy

667
00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:30,559
with like five phds over in the corner

668
00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:36,950
and he's like hey bill can you come over

669
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:39,440
here it's like i'm stuck in zero z let

670
00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:40,960
me pump a little bit to gain some

671
00:26:47,830 --> 00:26:42,880
propulsion

672
00:26:49,350 --> 00:26:47,840
well or if you get somebody who has the

673
00:26:51,909 --> 00:26:49,360
same kind of uh approach to this that

674
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:51,919
elon musk is where he's elon musk has 27

675
00:26:54,549 --> 00:26:53,200
kids or something like that yeah so

676
00:26:55,669 --> 00:26:54,559
you've got these these scientists out

677
00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:55,679
there just seeing how many people they

678
00:26:58,549 --> 00:26:57,039
can get pregnant and he's just got like

679
00:27:00,310 --> 00:26:58,559
a uh you know the board behind him like

680
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:00,320
he's in prison he's just chalking him

681
00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:01,360
off

682
00:27:05,269 --> 00:27:02,880
there you go yep

683
00:27:07,029 --> 00:27:05,279
28 got him

684
00:27:08,789 --> 00:27:07,039
i mean i'm glad that conor o'brien's

685
00:27:11,269 --> 00:27:08,799
doing this kind of journalism he's

686
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:11,279
actually asking me he's got to these

687
00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:13,760
great these are great questions

688
00:27:19,029 --> 00:27:16,400
uh and to wind us down last year uh

689
00:27:22,389 --> 00:27:19,039
amazon's jeff bezos made headlines when

690
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:22,399
he blasted into space aboard a

691
00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:25,520
wheelie-shaped rocket

692
00:27:31,110 --> 00:27:29,679
that was the last line of this article

693
00:27:33,669 --> 00:27:31,120
we're just saying that because it had

694
00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:33,679
truck nuts attached to it as it took off

695
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:35,020
[\h__\h] hard pumps

696
00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:39,200
[Laughter]

697
00:27:43,269 --> 00:27:41,440
i wonder if jeff bailey he's so rich

698
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:43,279
and everything is so mundane down here

699
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:45,440
in earth he has to go to orbit to pound

700
00:27:50,789 --> 00:27:48,720
off like every like he's like

701
00:27:52,549 --> 00:27:50,799
it's the only way he can

702
00:27:54,549 --> 00:27:52,559
really get his rocks off is going into

703
00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:54,559
orbit

704
00:27:58,789 --> 00:27:56,640
i think linda gates should build a space

705
00:28:00,950 --> 00:27:58,799
vagina and bezos should fly it straight

706
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:00,960
into there yeah i like that or a space

707
00:28:06,950 --> 00:28:02,399
mouth

708
00:28:10,070 --> 00:28:08,389
i'm surprised with all the puns in that

709
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:10,080
article they didn't use the phrase or

710
00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:12,240
variation thereof in space nobody can

711
00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:14,559
hear you cream or something like that

712
00:28:18,149 --> 00:28:16,240
just but but think about this what what

713
00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:18,159
they said they said they they're asking

714
00:28:21,669 --> 00:28:20,080
astronauts not to pump off in space

715
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:21,679
because they don't want

716
00:28:25,430 --> 00:28:24,080
uh female astronauts to get pregnant but

717
00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:25,440
that would mean

718
00:28:29,110 --> 00:28:27,120
that there are female astronauts that

719
00:28:30,549 --> 00:28:29,120
are most likely not clothed and they're

720
00:28:32,549 --> 00:28:30,559
floating around

721
00:28:33,830 --> 00:28:32,559
like spread wide open

722
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:33,840
ready to

723
00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:35,600
receive i think you don't know you don't

724
00:28:38,310 --> 00:28:37,440
know how astronauts what they're doing

725
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:38,320
you don't you don't know what they're up

726
00:28:41,750 --> 00:28:39,520
to you're right i don't know that's

727
00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:41,760
normal i don't know the day-to-day life

728
00:28:46,789 --> 00:28:43,600
of an astronaut you're right i have no

729
00:28:49,590 --> 00:28:48,310
i have no idea

730
00:28:51,029 --> 00:28:49,600
they don't come down to your place of

731
00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:51,039
business and slap the dick out of your

732
00:28:54,789 --> 00:28:53,360
mouth so let them float around naked

733
00:28:55,909 --> 00:28:54,799
pumping off like they do because it's

734
00:28:56,710 --> 00:28:55,919
science

735
00:29:00,230 --> 00:28:56,720
yeah

736
00:29:04,149 --> 00:29:00,240
the

737
00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:04,159
real quick dial straight into that watch

738
00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:06,320
just just let me check in

739
00:29:09,029 --> 00:29:07,840
if we listen closely we might be able to

740
00:29:12,149 --> 00:29:09,039
hear what's going on at the space

741
00:29:13,909 --> 00:29:12,159
station i'm sorry you're sorry for what

742
00:29:16,149 --> 00:29:13,919
you're [\h__\h] everything up soon yeah

743
00:29:18,149 --> 00:29:16,159
what did you [\h__\h] up on monday

744
00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:18,159
your boots that's right

745
00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:20,960
and how did you [\h__\h] my boots up boy

746
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:22,720
i didn't polish them right now that's

747
00:29:31,990 --> 00:29:24,240
right you didn't polish them right did

748
00:29:35,350 --> 00:29:33,510
you know for everything that you [\h__\h]

749
00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:35,360
up this week

750
00:29:39,269 --> 00:29:37,760
you can get punished for

751
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:39,279
understanding this is where nasa cuts in

752
00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:41,760
and says uh yeah you guys are on mike a

753
00:29:44,710 --> 00:29:43,760
little louder please yes there we go

754
00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:44,720
that's right

755
00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:46,000
obviously they're running a military

756
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:48,240
operation up there uh very tightly run

757
00:29:51,830 --> 00:29:50,240
ship up there yeah they have higher

758
00:29:54,149 --> 00:29:51,840
article command and they like to have

759
00:29:55,590 --> 00:29:54,159
clean moon boots

760
00:29:57,350 --> 00:29:55,600
and if you don't clean the moon boots

761
00:29:59,669 --> 00:29:57,360
there's punishment

762
00:30:02,230 --> 00:29:59,679
it's a beard punishment they run a tight

763
00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:02,240
ship and there's no doubt about that i'm

764
00:30:07,269 --> 00:30:03,840
i'm a little skeptical of this this

765
00:30:09,110 --> 00:30:07,279
whole the whole origin of this report

766
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:09,120
the things you've raised about how do

767
00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:10,320
they know women are getting pregnant if

768
00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:11,600
no one's gotten pregnant space that we

769
00:30:15,669 --> 00:30:13,919
know of and who are these people who are

770
00:30:17,350 --> 00:30:15,679
pumping off and just

771
00:30:18,710 --> 00:30:17,360
flicking their their knuckle children

772
00:30:22,470 --> 00:30:18,720
all over the place up there because it's

773
00:30:24,230 --> 00:30:22,480
just it's just not sanitary

774
00:30:25,430 --> 00:30:24,240
uh yeah i don't know uh some people in

775
00:30:27,110 --> 00:30:25,440
the chat are saying that raises

776
00:30:28,950 --> 00:30:27,120
questions as to what this guy's yeah

777
00:30:30,149 --> 00:30:28,960
twitch i had to restart it there was

778
00:30:31,669 --> 00:30:30,159
there was a twitch hiccup i think it's

779
00:30:34,549 --> 00:30:31,679
probably related to your internet being

780
00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:34,559
wackadoo yeah i think uh what's going on

781
00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:36,960
is that we some big storms are rolling

782
00:30:40,389 --> 00:30:37,840
through

783
00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:40,399
and we might have some internet outages

784
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:43,360
here and there so apology people

785
00:30:48,549 --> 00:30:45,520
uh this is what it's like trying to

786
00:30:49,990 --> 00:30:48,559
broadcast and deal with uh climate

787
00:30:51,669 --> 00:30:50,000
change can you believe that gel climate

788
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:51,679
change is doing this to us i just think

789
00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:53,760
you're a weak stream [\h__\h]

790
00:30:57,669 --> 00:30:55,200
wrong

791
00:30:59,269 --> 00:30:57,679
yeah i guess it it's all climate change

792
00:31:03,269 --> 00:30:59,279
it's so crazy because people are like

793
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:03,279
it's 105 in texas it's like yeah

794
00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:05,760
happens because it's texas joe it's

795
00:31:09,190 --> 00:31:07,760
never been summer ever before this is

796
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:09,200
the first time

797
00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:11,679
well climate change is not about weather

798
00:31:19,269 --> 00:31:17,509
one of our our mods boogie he's in

799
00:31:21,269 --> 00:31:19,279
arizona phoenix

800
00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:21,279
and is it any hotter in phoenix right

801
00:31:26,549 --> 00:31:23,840
now than it has been for the past 15 to

802
00:31:29,269 --> 00:31:26,559
20 years i don't think that it is

803
00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:29,279
like it hasn't gotten up to 125 in

804
00:31:36,789 --> 00:31:32,480
phoenix like what i'm seeing it's in 110

805
00:31:40,470 --> 00:31:36,799
maybe 115 uh the day that i left phoenix

806
00:31:42,549 --> 00:31:40,480
it was a hundred and eleven

807
00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:42,559
uh and that was two years ago

808
00:31:45,669 --> 00:31:44,320
and so there's like my favorite reports

809
00:31:47,350 --> 00:31:45,679
coming out of europe are the we have to

810
00:31:49,669 --> 00:31:47,360
close roads because the roads are

811
00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:49,679
melting i went what kind of cheap ass

812
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:53,120
[\h__\h] asphalt did you use

813
00:31:56,549 --> 00:31:54,720
some people are in the chest name get on

814
00:31:59,110 --> 00:31:56,559
rocking stuff they put over the vanilla

815
00:32:01,350 --> 00:31:59,120
ice creams at dairy queen

816
00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:01,360
the magic show yeah the magic shell [\h__\h]

817
00:32:04,549 --> 00:32:03,279
i love that [\h__\h] that's good stuff

818
00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:04,559
that's what they should put put on put

819
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:10,310
well uh

820
00:32:15,430 --> 00:32:12,240
let's move on let's move on we'll see

821
00:32:16,549 --> 00:32:15,440
what joe has i've occupied enough of uh

822
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:16,559
the show

823
00:32:20,710 --> 00:32:18,080
you're talking about space and tom

824
00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:22,389
that's our new format it's tom cruise

825
00:32:25,990 --> 00:32:24,000
and space show i think it's a winning

826
00:32:26,870 --> 00:32:26,000
formula

827
00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:26,880
you know

828
00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:30,559
i think it's time for a uh piss army

829
00:32:34,389 --> 00:32:32,880
news blast yes

830
00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:34,399
okay let's do it let's do it like a

831
00:32:37,269 --> 00:32:36,399
little news attack

832
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:37,279
the

833
00:32:50,149 --> 00:32:47,760
amount of stuff

834
00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:50,159
yeah so let's let's celebrate there's

835
00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:52,559
some weird some weird dutch guy in there

836
00:32:56,149 --> 00:32:54,480
just throwing news around oh yeah i

837
00:32:58,710 --> 00:32:56,159
don't know how he finds this [\h__\h] we got

838
00:33:01,430 --> 00:32:58,720
a herman from holland in the chat

839
00:33:03,509 --> 00:33:01,440
he's always fine he's got the time like

840
00:33:05,029 --> 00:33:03,519
well he's got time he's got an eight

841
00:33:08,789 --> 00:33:05,039
hour he's got an eight-hour jump on

842
00:33:14,149 --> 00:33:11,110
well so we we know that chuck e cheese

843
00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:14,159
has to install an octagon for

844
00:33:17,509 --> 00:33:15,760
you know the parents need to have fun

845
00:33:19,509 --> 00:33:17,519
too

846
00:33:20,870 --> 00:33:19,519
so um

847
00:33:23,190 --> 00:33:20,880
they're gonna

848
00:33:24,230 --> 00:33:23,200
put one in at disney world

849
00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:24,240
so you're just taking stuff right out of

850
00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:26,320
my news feeds so

851
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:29,519
did you put that one in there herman did

852
00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:31,120
in the other news channel the curated

853
00:33:35,029 --> 00:33:32,640
news channel that's one of the 27

854
00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:35,039
stories i have oh wow

855
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:37,519
well i have a channel that's called my

856
00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:39,360
news in slack i didn't know that that

857
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:40,880
was your purpose there we're going to

858
00:33:45,029 --> 00:33:43,200
have it we're sharing it with nobody

859
00:33:46,549 --> 00:33:45,039
we're going to have overlap on these

860
00:33:47,909 --> 00:33:46,559
critical stories

861
00:33:51,190 --> 00:33:47,919
like i said i've got way too many

862
00:33:53,110 --> 00:33:51,200
stories we ever we can ever cover so

863
00:33:54,549 --> 00:33:53,120
this is weak sauce but let's look at the

864
00:33:55,830 --> 00:33:54,559
video because they're fighting and it's

865
00:33:56,710 --> 00:33:55,840
so dumb

866
00:33:59,669 --> 00:33:56,720
and

867
00:34:01,990 --> 00:33:59,679
this is uh pretty uh interesting stuff i

868
00:34:03,350 --> 00:34:02,000
guess uh but we'll read this here this

869
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:03,360
is uh

870
00:34:10,470 --> 00:34:06,720
current events news and uh disney world

871
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:10,480
brawl reportedly spurs two arrests bans

872
00:34:14,629 --> 00:34:12,560
at the uh magic kingdom that's some good

873
00:34:17,510 --> 00:34:14,639
news on that front actually there's good

874
00:34:19,109 --> 00:34:17,520
news yeah so uh there's a a massive

875
00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:19,119
brawl

876
00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:20,720
that erupted at disney world's magnetic

877
00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:22,720
magic kingdom this week has resulted in

878
00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:24,800
two arrests as well as bans from the

879
00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:26,720
theme park for several alleged

880
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:29,280
participants according to the report

881
00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:31,200
uh let's see here the the the wild

882
00:34:36,629 --> 00:34:33,280
fracks uh among ten people erupted

883
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:36,639
outside mickey's magic theater and so

884
00:34:39,909 --> 00:34:37,520
maybe

885
00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:39,919
the the fact that mickey mouse's theater

886
00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:42,159
wasn't open to everyone or is too packed

887
00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:43,280
caused the

888
00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:45,440
the fight it's unclear at this point

889
00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:48,560
um but uh thursday after two families

890
00:34:53,829 --> 00:34:50,720
got into an argument while waiting in

891
00:34:54,629 --> 00:34:53,839
line for mickey's magic theater uh and

892
00:34:57,430 --> 00:34:54,639
uh

893
00:34:59,910 --> 00:34:57,440
this sparked the tangle of fisticuffs

894
00:35:01,349 --> 00:34:59,920
that landed at least one man in the

895
00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:01,359
hospital so we'll take a look at this

896
00:35:05,109 --> 00:35:02,880
fun video

897
00:35:07,349 --> 00:35:05,119
and uh i'll try to discuss describe

898
00:35:09,990 --> 00:35:07,359
what's going on so uh it looks like

899
00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:10,000
there's uh one family

900
00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:11,680
that is wearing

901
00:35:14,950 --> 00:35:13,280
white shirts

902
00:35:17,109 --> 00:35:14,960
uh these are both i think uh black

903
00:35:19,349 --> 00:35:17,119
families in one family's wearing uh

904
00:35:20,790 --> 00:35:19,359
white shirts and like red shorts the

905
00:35:22,310 --> 00:35:20,800
other family

906
00:35:24,069 --> 00:35:22,320
uh i don't think they're

907
00:35:26,470 --> 00:35:24,079
they're color coordinated like that you

908
00:35:31,349 --> 00:35:26,480
know the uniforms on yeah it's confusing

909
00:35:33,270 --> 00:35:31,359
it's very confusing um but they are uh

910
00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:33,280
aggressively interacting and the the

911
00:35:38,230 --> 00:35:36,160
audio is not like super interesting but

912
00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:38,240
i'll i'll play a little bit right here

913
00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:39,760
get the ambience of the background to

914
00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:41,359
give the overall flavor of what's going

915
00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:42,240
on

916
00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:43,760
but then there there are women that are

917
00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:46,400
going up to other women and smacking

918
00:35:49,589 --> 00:35:47,680
them

919
00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:49,599
and then from behind

920
00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:52,000
what's that from behind yeah from behind

921
00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:53,200
you're right

922
00:35:58,150 --> 00:35:55,280
and by the way disney security is

923
00:36:00,069 --> 00:35:58,160
nowhere to be seen there is no i break i

924
00:36:01,030 --> 00:36:00,079
have no idea where disney security is at

925
00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:01,040
this point

926
00:36:03,990 --> 00:36:03,040
you'd imagine after the brawl that we

927
00:36:05,829 --> 00:36:04,000
showed

928
00:36:07,990 --> 00:36:05,839
a few months ago

929
00:36:09,109 --> 00:36:08,000
and that that video was almost a year

930
00:36:11,589 --> 00:36:09,119
and a half old

931
00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:11,599
disney would up security across the

932
00:36:16,069 --> 00:36:13,200
magic kingdom especially at mickey's

933
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:16,079
magic theater but they haven't done that

934
00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:18,480
they've taken a hands-off approach

935
00:36:22,150 --> 00:36:20,880
and are deciding to let these

936
00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:22,160
groups of people

937
00:36:24,870 --> 00:36:23,680
just kind of fight it out

938
00:36:26,870 --> 00:36:24,880
it's like hockey you gotta let them work

939
00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:26,880
it out mike it does not it looks like

940
00:36:31,109 --> 00:36:28,560
there's another gentleman being held

941
00:36:35,270 --> 00:36:31,119
back by one of his friends

942
00:36:39,589 --> 00:36:37,750
and they continue to tussle and fight at

943
00:36:40,870 --> 00:36:39,599
the magic kingdom

944
00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:40,880
supposed to be the happiest place on

945
00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:44,320
earth and apparently that's not true

946
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:45,440
um

947
00:36:50,150 --> 00:36:46,480
i don't think this is happening at

948
00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:51,990
i always think it is

949
00:36:56,390 --> 00:36:52,800
not

950
00:37:00,790 --> 00:36:56,400
cratchit

951
00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:03,190
get your timing right man

952
00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:05,200
yeah i'm not watching the zoom usually i

953
00:37:09,829 --> 00:37:08,240
can tell

954
00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:09,839
for cretchet keep on changing i love

955
00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:11,200
those

956
00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:13,520
uh the guests claim that the family had

957
00:37:17,829 --> 00:37:15,920
been banned from the magic kingdom as

958
00:37:19,910 --> 00:37:17,839
well as other disney properties

959
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:19,920
meanwhile two members of the other

960
00:37:23,910 --> 00:37:21,040
family

961
00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:23,920
um all of whom were dressed in identical

962
00:37:29,990 --> 00:37:26,400
red shorts and white top

963
00:37:32,069 --> 00:37:30,000
uh were arrested uh the guest claims

964
00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:32,079
so uh quote they're making us leave our

965
00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:34,480
resort which is

966
00:37:38,310 --> 00:37:37,040
riviera even though we have we're

967
00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:38,320
supposed to be here for another two

968
00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:40,720
weeks the guest lamented we have to

969
00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:42,480
leave disney's pr disney's property

970
00:37:47,430 --> 00:37:44,880
including typhoon lagoon

971
00:37:50,710 --> 00:37:47,440
in disney springs so even typhoon lagoon

972
00:37:53,589 --> 00:37:50,720
is off limits to these family

973
00:37:58,230 --> 00:37:55,990
they're they're people like pent up they

974
00:37:59,910 --> 00:37:58,240
have pent up anger issues and they're

975
00:38:01,990 --> 00:37:59,920
like let's take the kids to chuck e

976
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:02,000
cheese or disney world you know it's

977
00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:03,920
like what is going on like didn't you

978
00:38:08,310 --> 00:38:06,160
come here to have fun and yeah

979
00:38:09,910 --> 00:38:08,320
ah i don't know man

980
00:38:11,670 --> 00:38:09,920
have you ever gotten in a fight at cedar

981
00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:11,680
point mike no

982
00:38:17,190 --> 00:38:14,320
no i haven't i i i've only gotten into a

983
00:38:17,910 --> 00:38:17,200
few fights out in public uh one was that

984
00:38:19,670 --> 00:38:17,920
uh

985
00:38:22,390 --> 00:38:19,680
a pizzeria

986
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:22,400
uh hot dogs pizza and i was horrifically

987
00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:24,640
drunk like and that was like i started

988
00:38:27,829 --> 00:38:25,920
that one

989
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:27,839
and i got that crap kicked out of me you

990
00:38:33,829 --> 00:38:31,119
got uh my ribs broken and they kicked

991
00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:33,839
out a tooth is that is that real oh yeah

992
00:38:36,470 --> 00:38:34,640
that's

993
00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:36,480
yeah this was uh

994
00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:40,240
uh 2010 2011.

995
00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:41,920
i'm curious what did you say to tom

996
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:43,599
cruise to start this fight wasn't tom

997
00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:46,000
cruise so what happened i got i

998
00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:48,960
basically drank four double gin and

999
00:38:55,109 --> 00:38:52,640
tonics in the span of an hour i got

1000
00:38:56,790 --> 00:38:55,119
blacked out drunk i went to the bathroom

1001
00:38:58,790 --> 00:38:56,800
and people were trying to enter the

1002
00:39:00,630 --> 00:38:58,800
bathroom but i decided no this is my

1003
00:39:02,150 --> 00:39:00,640
bathroom i'm going to hold the line so i

1004
00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:02,160
held the door shut

1005
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:03,760
this is what i was told i'm holding the

1006
00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:06,000
door shut and i was yelling

1007
00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:08,400
awful things at people i they and this

1008
00:39:11,829 --> 00:39:10,000
is horrible things that people say held

1009
00:39:13,109 --> 00:39:11,839
the door shut apparently the people

1010
00:39:16,550 --> 00:39:13,119
outside really needed to use the

1011
00:39:18,630 --> 00:39:16,560
bathroom and so they they ran through

1012
00:39:20,630 --> 00:39:18,640
they like they as a team of four people

1013
00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:20,640
they pushed the door through i went

1014
00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:23,200
flying back against the wall

1015
00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:25,520
and boom hit the wall hard this guy ran

1016
00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:26,320
in

1017
00:39:31,349 --> 00:39:28,880
punched me across the the face my

1018
00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:31,359
glasses go flying i hit the floor and

1019
00:39:35,829 --> 00:39:33,119
then two other gentlemen come up and

1020
00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:35,839
start kicking me in the ribs and then

1021
00:39:41,430 --> 00:39:38,800
another guy kicked me in the face wow

1022
00:39:43,349 --> 00:39:41,440
and then i was like it was dave and

1023
00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:43,359
that's when i kind of came out of my my

1024
00:39:47,829 --> 00:39:45,200
blackout

1025
00:39:49,910 --> 00:39:47,839
and i i didn't know what was going on i

1026
00:39:55,030 --> 00:39:49,920
i wandered outside and i think i was

1027
00:39:58,630 --> 00:39:56,630
that was tom cruise

1028
00:40:00,470 --> 00:39:58,640
because i was missing half my tooth i

1029
00:40:02,710 --> 00:40:00,480
didn't know where my glasses were and my

1030
00:40:04,790 --> 00:40:02,720
ribs really hurt

1031
00:40:06,230 --> 00:40:04,800
and uh

1032
00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:06,240
and then thankfully like you know i was

1033
00:40:10,870 --> 00:40:08,800
a regular at hound dogs and uh rivari

1034
00:40:13,190 --> 00:40:10,880
room one of the workers found my glasses

1035
00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:13,200
and gave them to me because as the guy

1036
00:40:18,069 --> 00:40:15,920
like punched me my glasses went flying

1037
00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:18,079
and so they didn't get damaged in the

1038
00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:19,200
scuffle

1039
00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:21,520
um and uh

1040
00:40:26,069 --> 00:40:24,480
yeah i that was and i remember the next

1041
00:40:27,430 --> 00:40:26,079
few weeks having

1042
00:40:30,069 --> 00:40:27,440
broken ribs

1043
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:30,079
and having to play a few shows and i was

1044
00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:31,839
a lead singer of a metal band which

1045
00:40:37,589 --> 00:40:34,000
requires a lot of screaming and is very

1046
00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:37,599
difficult to do when your ribs are broke

1047
00:40:43,030 --> 00:40:40,960
so it was uh that's the last time i

1048
00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:43,040
wasn't even in a fight i did because i

1049
00:40:47,430 --> 00:40:44,560
didn't throw a

1050
00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:47,440
a fist or a punch or anything back i

1051
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:50,000
just got the [\h__\h] kicked out of me

1052
00:40:53,829 --> 00:40:52,160
that's humbling it's like alex jones or

1053
00:40:55,589 --> 00:40:53,839
he doesn't want to go in the bathroom

1054
00:40:58,550 --> 00:40:55,599
with anybody else

1055
00:41:01,589 --> 00:40:58,560
exactly i now know how he feels i am

1056
00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:01,599
toilet king number one in here i i now

1057
00:41:06,309 --> 00:41:04,400
know how alex jones feels because i i

1058
00:41:08,790 --> 00:41:06,319
just don't want to deal with it i don't

1059
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:08,800
want to go into the bathroom anymore and

1060
00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:14,230
yeah was the last time you got into uh

1061
00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:15,680
you know i'm the type of guy even when

1062
00:41:18,950 --> 00:41:17,200
there's guys in a big bathroom i kind of

1063
00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:18,960
like well i'll just wait till i get home

1064
00:41:23,109 --> 00:41:21,520
i don't like you know i i i mean i'm

1065
00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:23,119
with you now alex after i remember that

1066
00:41:26,630 --> 00:41:25,200
story i ain't going into a bathroom with

1067
00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:26,640
another with a bunch of guys in there

1068
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:29,040
you don't know what's going to happen

1069
00:41:37,589 --> 00:41:32,000
going to get into a fight

1070
00:41:43,349 --> 00:41:40,150
i really got a [\h__\h] man all right so

1071
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:43,359
okay so if you had to like guess like

1072
00:41:47,270 --> 00:41:45,280
what was going through your head to want

1073
00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:47,280
to stop people from coming in what would

1074
00:41:50,950 --> 00:41:48,960
it have been would it was it were you on

1075
00:41:52,950 --> 00:41:50,960
the verge of barfing or what the hell is

1076
00:41:55,270 --> 00:41:52,960
going on

1077
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:55,280
i might not be the most stable person

1078
00:42:00,390 --> 00:41:57,760
joe and especially when i drink i get a

1079
00:42:03,349 --> 00:42:00,400
little crazy in my head sometimes and uh

1080
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:03,359
at that point in my life i was like uh i

1081
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:06,800
was going a little bonkers and uh

1082
00:42:11,589 --> 00:42:09,119
you know it's 2010 2011 i'll see if i'll

1083
00:42:14,390 --> 00:42:11,599
i'll dig up the podcast that i probably

1084
00:42:17,109 --> 00:42:14,400
did a podcast at the time like

1085
00:42:19,990 --> 00:42:17,119
to talk about it so i'll dig it up and

1086
00:42:21,270 --> 00:42:20,000
maybe uh my memory is a lot more clear

1087
00:42:23,589 --> 00:42:21,280
back then

1088
00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:23,599
and because i do remember my

1089
00:42:28,309 --> 00:42:26,160
my roommate at the time scott he came

1090
00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:28,319
down to find me because

1091
00:42:31,589 --> 00:42:30,560
he worked there and the man management

1092
00:42:34,309 --> 00:42:31,599
called

1093
00:42:36,069 --> 00:42:34,319
him and said listen your roommate is

1094
00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:36,079
going crazy down here you got to come do

1095
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:37,599
something about him

1096
00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:39,760
because we don't want him arrested we

1097
00:42:44,470 --> 00:42:42,400
don't want to cause any more trouble um

1098
00:42:46,870 --> 00:42:44,480
and so come get him but i had

1099
00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:46,880
disappeared uh what happened i must have

1100
00:42:53,430 --> 00:42:49,280
ordered a pizza and i walked two miles

1101
00:42:58,230 --> 00:42:55,750
carrying the pizza the entire way home

1102
00:43:00,630 --> 00:42:58,240
and i was told later that my roommate

1103
00:43:02,150 --> 00:43:00,640
came home and found me passed out and he

1104
00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:02,160
had to he had to wake me up he's like

1105
00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:03,920
mike you got to get up you can't go to

1106
00:43:06,309 --> 00:43:05,040
bed because you probably got a

1107
00:43:07,430 --> 00:43:06,319
concussion

1108
00:43:08,870 --> 00:43:07,440
um

1109
00:43:12,470 --> 00:43:08,880
and i probably did i probably did have a

1110
00:43:14,390 --> 00:43:12,480
concussion and i was told by dr scott my

1111
00:43:17,270 --> 00:43:14,400
roommate that you shouldn't go to sleep

1112
00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:17,280
if you have a concussion that's bad

1113
00:43:21,349 --> 00:43:19,680
i've heard that yeah

1114
00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:21,359
i was tired though i was

1115
00:43:25,430 --> 00:43:23,440
drunk and i got done eating a full pizza

1116
00:43:27,589 --> 00:43:25,440
probably so i was like all tuckered out

1117
00:43:30,069 --> 00:43:27,599
that's how it goes you get a busy day

1118
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:30,079
you get [\h__\h] hammered and then you wake

1119
00:43:33,589 --> 00:43:31,920
up in the morning you're like oh my god

1120
00:43:35,430 --> 00:43:33,599
there's like food all over the counter

1121
00:43:40,069 --> 00:43:35,440
and you're like what the [\h__\h] did i do

1122
00:43:44,470 --> 00:43:41,910
i'm digging through the trash to find

1123
00:43:49,990 --> 00:43:44,480
what kind of empty bags i have of like

1124
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:51,670
that's how i yeah that's how i feel when

1125
00:43:55,670 --> 00:43:53,760
i used to like drink that much you would

1126
00:43:57,430 --> 00:43:55,680
it's like oh i can order an extra large

1127
00:43:59,510 --> 00:43:57,440
pizza i can take this down

1128
00:44:00,470 --> 00:43:59,520
it's like yeah you can eat it but should

1129
00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:00,480
you

1130
00:44:06,630 --> 00:44:03,359
with like extra cheese and

1131
00:44:09,109 --> 00:44:06,640
pepperoni like nah just pickles people

1132
00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:09,119
put pickles in the fridge put a post-it

1133
00:44:14,870 --> 00:44:11,359
note on the door and say don't eat a

1134
00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:14,880
bunch of garbage you fat drunk

1135
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:16,560
eat the pickles

1136
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:18,800
i i will say this like it is humbling to

1137
00:44:24,390 --> 00:44:22,800
get into that kind of a scuffle and uh i

1138
00:44:26,150 --> 00:44:24,400
think it does

1139
00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:26,160
give you per life perspective about

1140
00:44:29,829 --> 00:44:27,680
getting uh punched in the face

1141
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:29,839
repeatedly um

1142
00:44:35,109 --> 00:44:33,280
and to know what that feels like and uh

1143
00:44:37,270 --> 00:44:35,119
you're not as quick to engage with

1144
00:44:38,230 --> 00:44:37,280
people uh because you know what it feels

1145
00:44:44,710 --> 00:44:38,240
like

1146
00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:44,720
really quickly over

1147
00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:46,960
what not getting mayonnaise on your

1148
00:44:51,190 --> 00:44:49,440
subway or any

1149
00:44:53,349 --> 00:44:51,200
anything like that waiting for mickey's

1150
00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:53,359
magical theater yeah it's just it's just

1151
00:44:57,910 --> 00:44:56,000
crazy like it it hurts

1152
00:45:00,150 --> 00:44:57,920
getting in a fight hurts and that hurt

1153
00:45:01,589 --> 00:45:00,160
back in my early 30s i can't only

1154
00:45:04,630 --> 00:45:01,599
imagine now

1155
00:45:05,430 --> 00:45:04,640
uh what that kind of damage would do so

1156
00:45:07,349 --> 00:45:05,440
yeah

1157
00:45:09,030 --> 00:45:07,359
life is delicate once you get older and

1158
00:45:11,270 --> 00:45:09,040
like i broke my neck and you're just

1159
00:45:12,790 --> 00:45:11,280
like i'm not taking any chances anymore

1160
00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:12,800
that's why when i was like

1161
00:45:16,390 --> 00:45:14,480
we're hiking up

1162
00:45:18,390 --> 00:45:16,400
a mountain in iceland i'm like holding

1163
00:45:20,470 --> 00:45:18,400
the ground because i'm so mortified i'm

1164
00:45:24,550 --> 00:45:20,480
like well and the other thing is i saw

1165
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:24,560
some lady fall like [\h__\h] 40 feet like

1166
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:26,800
like boo boo boo boo and i'm like do you

1167
00:45:29,910 --> 00:45:28,640
want me to call 9-1-1 she's like i'm

1168
00:45:30,950 --> 00:45:29,920
fine

1169
00:45:33,270 --> 00:45:30,960
delaney

1170
00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:33,280
look like i thought you were gonna die

1171
00:45:38,630 --> 00:45:35,760
you know so i i the older i've gotten

1172
00:45:40,790 --> 00:45:38,640
the the less averse or the more averse

1173
00:45:42,470 --> 00:45:40,800
i've gotten to taking

1174
00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:42,480
physical risks

1175
00:45:47,990 --> 00:45:45,760
i dude i'm with you like if i saw that

1176
00:45:51,030 --> 00:45:48,000
like if i if i saw people

1177
00:45:53,589 --> 00:45:51,040
like fall down a hill i would just go i

1178
00:45:55,190 --> 00:45:53,599
would just leave at that point because

1179
00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:55,200
there's i'm not sticking around and

1180
00:45:58,470 --> 00:45:56,720
dealing with that

1181
00:46:01,109 --> 00:45:58,480
especially if you had

1182
00:46:04,710 --> 00:46:01,119
had a broken neck like you and it's like

1183
00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:04,720
why push yourself like that like it it

1184
00:46:08,230 --> 00:46:06,400
i get it you want to challenge yourself

1185
00:46:09,670 --> 00:46:08,240
and you want to have fun and you want to

1186
00:46:12,150 --> 00:46:09,680
you want to see these amazing sites

1187
00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:12,160
you're only in what iceland maybe once

1188
00:46:16,150 --> 00:46:13,760
in your life

1189
00:46:17,589 --> 00:46:16,160
and so i get wanted to do that but at a

1190
00:46:19,910 --> 00:46:17,599
certain point in time it's like i want

1191
00:46:22,870 --> 00:46:19,920
to get back home in one place in one

1192
00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:22,880
piece and uh no thank you

1193
00:46:29,030 --> 00:46:26,160
you know you know it was one of the most

1194
00:46:31,190 --> 00:46:29,040
exhilarating and rewarding things ever

1195
00:46:32,950 --> 00:46:31,200
because you had to go up and then cross

1196
00:46:35,109 --> 00:46:32,960
a river which meant you had to walk

1197
00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:35,119
through the river which we didn't know

1198
00:46:38,390 --> 00:46:36,640
and then go to the other side because

1199
00:46:40,550 --> 00:46:38,400
you want to see the whole side and we

1200
00:46:43,430 --> 00:46:40,560
thought it was hard going up the side we

1201
00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:43,440
went the side coming down was the harder

1202
00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:46,400
side and the side going up i saw kids on

1203
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:47,760
there and that's where that lady was

1204
00:46:52,390 --> 00:46:49,760
like and she was making all these crazy

1205
00:46:54,870 --> 00:46:52,400
noises the last thing i did that i felt

1206
00:46:59,750 --> 00:46:54,880
like was so physically dangerous is i

1207
00:47:03,990 --> 00:47:01,910
could you imagine some of these roller

1208
00:47:05,109 --> 00:47:04,000
coasters are [\h__\h] insane like one of

1209
00:47:06,710 --> 00:47:05,119
the roller coasters there i can't

1210
00:47:09,109 --> 00:47:06,720
remember the name of it it was nuts and

1211
00:47:10,390 --> 00:47:09,119
i'm like i don't know how

1212
00:47:12,069 --> 00:47:10,400
you know

1213
00:47:13,829 --> 00:47:12,079
intricate they are about is it called

1214
00:47:15,589 --> 00:47:13,839
the throw up machine because that's what

1215
00:47:17,589 --> 00:47:15,599
a lot a lot of those little carnival

1216
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:17,599
rides are called it's called the macho

1217
00:47:21,829 --> 00:47:19,280
chacho

1218
00:47:24,870 --> 00:47:21,839
hop on and guaranteed you're going to

1219
00:47:26,309 --> 00:47:24,880
puke all over your passenger next to you

1220
00:47:28,630 --> 00:47:26,319
yeah

1221
00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:28,640
i've never thrown up on a what

1222
00:47:32,870 --> 00:47:30,160
no i've never thrown up on a ride

1223
00:47:34,950 --> 00:47:32,880
although i do remember when i i went to

1224
00:47:37,349 --> 00:47:34,960
cedar point one time with uh the friends

1225
00:47:38,870 --> 00:47:37,359
i was getting high with and doing acid

1226
00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:38,880
with and [\h__\h]

1227
00:47:42,870 --> 00:47:40,160
and uh

1228
00:47:45,190 --> 00:47:42,880
you know you remember the mantis oh yeah

1229
00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:45,200
the standing up one yeah

1230
00:47:48,710 --> 00:47:47,040
well so for whatever reason it was one

1231
00:47:50,390 --> 00:47:48,720
of these days where there was like

1232
00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:50,400
nobody there

1233
00:47:53,990 --> 00:47:52,079
and we were just getting on getting off

1234
00:47:55,670 --> 00:47:54,000
getting on getting off like you could

1235
00:47:57,510 --> 00:47:55,680
just go right

1236
00:47:58,710 --> 00:47:57,520
over and over again without even waiting

1237
00:48:01,030 --> 00:47:58,720
so we were just doing that and

1238
00:48:02,710 --> 00:48:01,040
ultimately my friend was

1239
00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:02,720
he was even

1240
00:48:08,069 --> 00:48:04,640
uh yeah

1241
00:48:11,109 --> 00:48:08,079
i mean back when you're like in your

1242
00:48:13,030 --> 00:48:11,119
early 20s maybe even mid-20s you can do

1243
00:48:14,710 --> 00:48:13,040
that but i noticed like even the most

1244
00:48:16,549 --> 00:48:14,720
recently when i went to universal

1245
00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:16,559
theater um

1246
00:48:19,990 --> 00:48:18,400
some of those roller coasters they

1247
00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:20,000
really jostle you around and it felt

1248
00:48:24,790 --> 00:48:22,160
like i had whiplash at the end of the

1249
00:48:26,710 --> 00:48:24,800
day to where i i my body just can't

1250
00:48:29,510 --> 00:48:26,720
sustain that kind of

1251
00:48:32,870 --> 00:48:29,520
that turbulence over and over again and

1252
00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:32,880
uh yeah i think i'm past my prime on

1253
00:48:36,710 --> 00:48:34,960
roller coaster wasn't it mean streak was

1254
00:48:39,670 --> 00:48:36,720
it that one was the wood one the wood

1255
00:48:41,510 --> 00:48:39,680
one yeah that one was awful if you want

1256
00:48:42,630 --> 00:48:41,520
a [\h__\h] headache you would ride that

1257
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:42,640
one

1258
00:48:46,150 --> 00:48:44,640
it's crazy i really don't falcon was

1259
00:48:48,309 --> 00:48:46,160
awesome though i'd rather go to the

1260
00:48:50,150 --> 00:48:48,319
magic kingdom and get into a fight yes

1261
00:48:51,270 --> 00:48:50,160
just start fights

1262
00:48:53,190 --> 00:48:51,280
in fact

1263
00:48:57,109 --> 00:48:53,200
some dollars just to start punching

1264
00:49:01,990 --> 00:48:58,710
whipping at them with my with my

1265
00:49:05,589 --> 00:49:03,670
anyway that got us out of that that

1266
00:49:07,109 --> 00:49:05,599
raised a good point so i know when you

1267
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:07,119
get when you go to parks like disney

1268
00:49:10,470 --> 00:49:09,040
universal whatever you pay a huge fee to

1269
00:49:12,710 --> 00:49:10,480
get in and then you go stand in line all

1270
00:49:14,950 --> 00:49:12,720
day yeah so what if you agree to pay a

1271
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:14,960
lesser charge to get in you can't ride

1272
00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:17,760
any rides but you can start fights

1273
00:49:21,430 --> 00:49:20,000
kind of like you get like one or two get

1274
00:49:23,829 --> 00:49:21,440
out of jail free card so you get like

1275
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:23,839
one or two cheap shots and after that

1276
00:49:28,150 --> 00:49:25,760
like if we catch you you're we're

1277
00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:28,160
throwing you out security has a has a a

1278
00:49:32,630 --> 00:49:29,760
little punch card it's like that's three

1279
00:49:35,190 --> 00:49:32,640
get out i like punch card you gotta put

1280
00:49:37,270 --> 00:49:35,200
like you can only have five punches and

1281
00:49:38,790 --> 00:49:37,280
then you you take your whole punch boom

1282
00:49:40,470 --> 00:49:38,800
that's one punch

1283
00:49:42,790 --> 00:49:40,480
it's called

1284
00:49:44,470 --> 00:49:42,800
fight club you know it's like hey come

1285
00:49:48,630 --> 00:49:44,480
on down the fight club the the theme

1286
00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:49,910
it would be like they have to be there

1287
00:49:53,109 --> 00:49:51,760
with their families yes you got to bring

1288
00:49:54,870 --> 00:49:53,119
kids you want to get you want to get

1289
00:49:56,549 --> 00:49:54,880
cheap shots on people who are not

1290
00:49:58,950 --> 00:49:56,559
expecting it i want to punch that kid

1291
00:50:01,190 --> 00:49:58,960
over there

1292
00:50:03,109 --> 00:50:01,200
he's been asking for it

1293
00:50:04,950 --> 00:50:03,119
that's the great thing about the

1294
00:50:06,790 --> 00:50:04,960
modern day theme parks is that it

1295
00:50:09,190 --> 00:50:06,800
separates the people with a little bit

1296
00:50:11,030 --> 00:50:09,200
of money from the peons because if you

1297
00:50:12,870 --> 00:50:11,040
have a little bit of money you can pay

1298
00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:12,880
for the fast pass so you're not standing

1299
00:50:15,990 --> 00:50:14,720
in line for two hours you stand in line

1300
00:50:18,470 --> 00:50:16,000
for 20

1301
00:50:20,150 --> 00:50:18,480
uh maybe 30 minutes at most and uh

1302
00:50:23,030 --> 00:50:20,160
that's what we opted for so we we

1303
00:50:24,309 --> 00:50:23,040
splurged for one day at universal to use

1304
00:50:26,710 --> 00:50:24,319
the fast pass

1305
00:50:28,950 --> 00:50:26,720
and we were just cutting past people

1306
00:50:31,430 --> 00:50:28,960
riding the harry potter uh

1307
00:50:33,109 --> 00:50:31,440
rides they were they were my favorite

1308
00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:33,119
rides with the harry potter ones they're

1309
00:50:36,790 --> 00:50:34,640
the most well constructed and the most

1310
00:50:38,390 --> 00:50:36,800
interesting and just zipped through the

1311
00:50:40,549 --> 00:50:38,400
lines and hey

1312
00:50:43,670 --> 00:50:40,559
it was worth it i enjoyed that

1313
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:43,680
as standing in line for three hours then

1314
00:50:47,349 --> 00:50:45,760
because you can't get out of line to to

1315
00:50:48,950 --> 00:50:47,359
go to the bathroom

1316
00:50:50,870 --> 00:50:48,960
and so you just wind up holding it for

1317
00:50:53,109 --> 00:50:50,880
three hours then you get on the ride and

1318
00:50:55,190 --> 00:50:53,119
you're trying to hold your piss in and

1319
00:50:57,030 --> 00:50:55,200
trying to enjoy the ride i can't do two

1320
00:50:58,790 --> 00:50:57,040
things at once i can either do hold my

1321
00:51:01,430 --> 00:50:58,800
piss in or enjoy the ride i can't do

1322
00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:01,440
both so i wanted to see you enjoy the

1323
00:51:06,150 --> 00:51:03,760
ride yeah i know i know

1324
00:51:07,349 --> 00:51:06,160
i opt to hold my piss in and grit and

1325
00:51:09,910 --> 00:51:07,359
bear it

1326
00:51:11,829 --> 00:51:09,920
you have a costco membership or sam's

1327
00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:11,839
club no why do you ask

1328
00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:14,000
is that where you go start fights

1329
00:51:19,349 --> 00:51:17,040
well no i mean they they have really

1330
00:51:20,390 --> 00:51:19,359
really good deals on adult diapers oh

1331
00:51:22,470 --> 00:51:20,400
okay

1332
00:51:24,309 --> 00:51:22,480
you could wait in all the lines i guess

1333
00:51:25,829 --> 00:51:24,319
so just keep going well you're going to

1334
00:51:27,030 --> 00:51:25,839
say you go to the you go to the costco's

1335
00:51:29,030 --> 00:51:27,040
on sunday afternoons when it's really

1336
00:51:30,950 --> 00:51:29,040
busy you just start wailing on people oh

1337
00:51:34,230 --> 00:51:30,960
yeah you wail on people at the sample

1338
00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:34,240
counters you go like mine

1339
00:51:37,109 --> 00:51:35,440
i don't know i don't know how i feel

1340
00:51:39,670 --> 00:51:37,119
about standing in line and just like

1341
00:51:42,950 --> 00:51:39,680
urinating myself in front of a family

1342
00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:44,390
as long as you don't break eye contact

1343
00:51:49,589 --> 00:51:46,880
you want to maintain dominance

1344
00:51:51,829 --> 00:51:49,599
drove 2 000 miles of stand in line at

1345
00:51:53,670 --> 00:51:51,839
mickey's theme park just like well

1346
00:51:55,910 --> 00:51:53,680
stand next to a guy from ohio who smells

1347
00:51:58,390 --> 00:51:55,920
like urine

1348
00:52:01,750 --> 00:51:58,400
it's just like meth-guy from ohio over

1349
00:52:03,430 --> 00:52:01,760
here just just drunk off his ass

1350
00:52:05,910 --> 00:52:03,440
blocking doors to restrooms and pissing

1351
00:52:08,390 --> 00:52:05,920
himself uh in the chat yeah i am going

1352
00:52:09,910 --> 00:52:08,400
through a storm right now personally and

1353
00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:09,920
weather-wise

1354
00:52:13,910 --> 00:52:11,280
um

1355
00:52:15,829 --> 00:52:13,920
so yeah if there's intermittent

1356
00:52:18,470 --> 00:52:15,839
connection issues yeah it's because

1357
00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:18,480
there's a storm going on outside

1358
00:52:23,430 --> 00:52:20,880
and uh the the full episode will be

1359
00:52:26,390 --> 00:52:23,440
uploaded later to odyssey

1360
00:52:29,190 --> 00:52:26,400
for video podcast and then the the audio

1361
00:52:31,510 --> 00:52:29,200
will be uploaded 15 minutes when the the

1362
00:52:33,030 --> 00:52:31,520
podcast is done so yeah i'm having

1363
00:52:34,549 --> 00:52:33,040
uh

1364
00:52:37,270 --> 00:52:34,559
various issues with streaming right now

1365
00:52:38,150 --> 00:52:37,280
so sorry people

1366
00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:38,160
well

1367
00:52:42,230 --> 00:52:39,760
let's move on to the next story because

1368
00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:42,240
i think this is 100 appropriate

1369
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:43,200
for

1370
00:52:48,309 --> 00:52:46,640
regular listeners

1371
00:52:51,109 --> 00:52:48,319
oh wow yeah

1372
00:52:53,910 --> 00:52:51,119
yeah yep yep yep yep

1373
00:52:56,390 --> 00:52:53,920
i'll bring this up on screen uh man who

1374
00:52:57,270 --> 00:52:56,400
hasn't stopped farting after eating ham

1375
00:53:01,589 --> 00:52:57,280
roll

1376
00:53:04,470 --> 00:53:01,599
five years ago sues for 200 000 dollars

1377
00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:06,790
by the way hello

1378
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:07,760
what's that

1379
00:53:11,030 --> 00:53:09,760
get it straight

1380
00:53:13,829 --> 00:53:11,040
what did i say

1381
00:53:15,910 --> 00:53:13,839
you said dollars oh it's uh 200 000

1382
00:53:17,910 --> 00:53:15,920
pounds yeah you're right 200 000 pounds

1383
00:53:21,109 --> 00:53:17,920
so that translates what to

1384
00:53:24,069 --> 00:53:21,119
300 000 u.s lord knows that i mean

1385
00:53:26,150 --> 00:53:24,079
that's what 30 i'll look it up

1386
00:53:29,349 --> 00:53:26,160
that's a lot of money

1387
00:53:31,670 --> 00:53:29,359
um a man whose life has changed plagued

1388
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:31,680
by relentless farts since eating a ham

1389
00:53:37,270 --> 00:53:33,920
roll is suing

1390
00:53:38,630 --> 00:53:37,280
uh the stall that sold it to him for 200

1391
00:53:41,349 --> 00:53:38,640
000

1392
00:53:44,470 --> 00:53:41,359
oh really

1393
00:53:47,030 --> 00:53:44,480
uh the man from chippenham

1394
00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:47,040
uh was visiting uh his name was the chip

1395
00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:49,760
chipping him no he's from chippenham

1396
00:53:54,470 --> 00:53:51,920
chippendale he's from chippenham in the

1397
00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:54,480
eight ham roll so

1398
00:53:59,109 --> 00:53:56,559
uh he was visiting for christmas a

1399
00:54:01,750 --> 00:53:59,119
christmas market in birmingham with his

1400
00:54:03,910 --> 00:54:01,760
wife and children back in 2017 when he

1401
00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:03,920
picked up a snack but within hours

1402
00:54:09,510 --> 00:54:06,400
things started to go south for the 46

1403
00:54:11,910 --> 00:54:09,520
year old guy who was hit by cramps fever

1404
00:54:15,270 --> 00:54:11,920
vomiting in diarrhea with his lawyer

1405
00:54:18,790 --> 00:54:15,280
telling the high court that he uh was

1406
00:54:20,950 --> 00:54:18,800
uh be ridden for the next five weeks did

1407
00:54:23,270 --> 00:54:20,960
they say five years he said yeah five

1408
00:54:26,230 --> 00:54:23,280
years ago it happened but he was

1409
00:54:27,589 --> 00:54:26,240
uh had horrific farts for five weeks

1410
00:54:29,910 --> 00:54:27,599
um

1411
00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:29,920
his ordeal was far from over though the

1412
00:54:35,109 --> 00:54:32,880
lawyer uh robert perkins said his client

1413
00:54:37,589 --> 00:54:35,119
was sick for months with excessive

1414
00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:37,599
flatulence still blighting him five

1415
00:54:42,230 --> 00:54:39,040
years on

1416
00:54:45,829 --> 00:54:42,240
uh the farts are apparently so bad

1417
00:54:46,630 --> 00:54:45,839
that they are affecting his sleep

1418
00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:46,640
well played

1419
00:54:51,510 --> 00:54:49,680
[Laughter]

1420
00:54:54,470 --> 00:54:51,520
i wonder if this is causing uh

1421
00:54:56,150 --> 00:54:54,480
turbulence in his marriage too

1422
00:54:59,030 --> 00:54:56,160
uh parkinson's i believe we refer to

1423
00:55:01,109 --> 00:54:59,040
that as a as a dutch oven yes it is

1424
00:55:02,390 --> 00:55:01,119
in his pants i have a dutch oven i

1425
00:55:04,230 --> 00:55:02,400
bought it

1426
00:55:06,309 --> 00:55:04,240
i don't know i don't know how to use it

1427
00:55:07,109 --> 00:55:06,319
though

1428
00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:07,119
sorry

1429
00:55:11,109 --> 00:55:09,359
let's get back to the party

1430
00:55:13,670 --> 00:55:11,119
we'll talk more about your dutch oven

1431
00:55:15,030 --> 00:55:13,680
after the story i'm curious about that

1432
00:55:17,109 --> 00:55:15,040
um

1433
00:55:20,549 --> 00:55:17,119
the claimant continues to suffer from

1434
00:55:22,789 --> 00:55:20,559
excessive flatulence which causes him a

1435
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:22,799
great deal of embarrassment the symptoms

1436
00:55:28,630 --> 00:55:26,000
are primarily uh primarily fatigue

1437
00:55:32,870 --> 00:55:28,640
and altered bowel function associated

1438
00:55:34,950 --> 00:55:32,880
with churning within his abdomen and

1439
00:55:36,390 --> 00:55:34,960
flatulence so there's a lot of things

1440
00:55:38,150 --> 00:55:36,400
that are going on there i have a

1441
00:55:41,270 --> 00:55:38,160
constant sore throat

1442
00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:41,280
swollen glands fevers my muscles ache

1443
00:55:46,309 --> 00:55:43,440
and are weak i am totally exhausted all

1444
00:55:49,430 --> 00:55:46,319
the time add on excessive flatulence to

1445
00:55:50,950 --> 00:55:49,440
that list uh unfortunately they said he

1446
00:55:51,790 --> 00:55:50,960
has fatigue that means he farts so much

1447
00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:51,800
he gets tired

1448
00:55:57,829 --> 00:55:53,280
[Music]

1449
00:56:02,230 --> 00:55:59,990
i find something very satisfying about

1450
00:56:04,390 --> 00:56:02,240
farting on [\h__\h] like i don't know

1451
00:56:06,390 --> 00:56:04,400
man this could be a benefit i don't know

1452
00:56:08,870 --> 00:56:06,400
why this guy said down on it

1453
00:56:11,430 --> 00:56:08,880
well he says the uh

1454
00:56:14,230 --> 00:56:11,440
the stomach churning is really making

1455
00:56:16,470 --> 00:56:14,240
him uh lose sleep which his sleep

1456
00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:16,480
pattern is disrupted uh the extent of

1457
00:56:21,270 --> 00:56:19,119
the symptoms have been life-changing uh

1458
00:56:23,670 --> 00:56:21,280
the unfortunate farter claims he uh

1459
00:56:25,270 --> 00:56:23,680
contracted salmonella from the from the

1460
00:56:27,670 --> 00:56:25,280
market operator

1461
00:56:29,990 --> 00:56:27,680
um and that the frankfurt christmas

1462
00:56:31,589 --> 00:56:30,000
market should pay him more than two

1463
00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:31,599
hundred thousand pounds in compensation

1464
00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:33,680
force negligence however the company

1465
00:56:38,870 --> 00:56:36,319
denies blame and claims there was no

1466
00:56:40,549 --> 00:56:38,880
salmonella bacteria in the ham hock

1467
00:56:42,789 --> 00:56:40,559
stall so

1468
00:56:44,950 --> 00:56:42,799
how do you prove this yeah like the

1469
00:56:47,270 --> 00:56:44,960
evidence is gone and it's like five

1470
00:56:48,870 --> 00:56:47,280
years ago yeah what if he found a piece

1471
00:56:50,150 --> 00:56:48,880
of snickers on the ground and that was

1472
00:56:52,069 --> 00:56:50,160
it

1473
00:56:54,069 --> 00:56:52,079
yeah maybe

1474
00:56:57,910 --> 00:56:54,079
but the lawyer claimed a total of 16

1475
00:57:00,630 --> 00:56:57,920
people in uh three groups complained of

1476
00:57:02,789 --> 00:57:00,640
similar symptoms after eating at the

1477
00:57:05,030 --> 00:57:02,799
place so okay there there might be other

1478
00:57:07,510 --> 00:57:05,040
evidence following an investigation by

1479
00:57:10,710 --> 00:57:07,520
the public health of england two cases

1480
00:57:13,349 --> 00:57:10,720
of salmonella were confirmed as uh

1481
00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:13,359
originating at the stall the market

1482
00:57:17,750 --> 00:57:14,400
between

1483
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:17,760
not uh december 9th and 11th of december

1484
00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:19,680
in 2017

1485
00:57:23,430 --> 00:57:22,240
so e coli bacteria was found on a knife

1486
00:57:27,030 --> 00:57:23,440
used to cut

1487
00:57:29,230 --> 00:57:27,040
uh cooked meat and an unsatisfactory

1488
00:57:32,230 --> 00:57:29,240
level of inter

1489
00:57:34,970 --> 00:57:32,240
bacterial sur burst

1490
00:57:38,950 --> 00:57:34,980
i can't pronounce the interbrom

1491
00:57:42,870 --> 00:57:41,190
they found that on a knife

1492
00:57:46,309 --> 00:57:42,880
uh the family of bacteria containing

1493
00:57:48,710 --> 00:57:46,319
both e coli and salmonella so it sounds

1494
00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:48,720
like this guy's got a claim

1495
00:57:52,230 --> 00:57:50,480
uh the the company is definitely why he

1496
00:57:55,030 --> 00:57:52,240
wait five years though

1497
00:57:57,430 --> 00:57:55,040
when did he file suit yeah

1498
00:58:00,230 --> 00:57:57,440
this is a long article about this

1499
00:58:02,390 --> 00:58:00,240
it's very important i like this

1500
00:58:04,950 --> 00:58:02,400
it's an in-depth reporting uh the

1501
00:58:06,789 --> 00:58:04,960
allegation um

1502
00:58:09,510 --> 00:58:06,799
it's easy so whilst the claimant

1503
00:58:12,230 --> 00:58:09,520
contends his primary injury to the

1504
00:58:14,789 --> 00:58:12,240
alleged salmonella uh no salmonella

1505
00:58:17,829 --> 00:58:14,799
bacteria were isolated

1506
00:58:20,829 --> 00:58:17,839
uh at the ham hock bap stall so

1507
00:58:24,230 --> 00:58:20,839
according to causation

1508
00:58:27,030 --> 00:58:24,240
um that still remains to be seen in this

1509
00:58:29,190 --> 00:58:27,040
case the the case went before the judge

1510
00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:29,200
uh in the high court last week for

1511
00:58:33,430 --> 00:58:32,319
hearing to plan for a future trial of

1512
00:58:36,309 --> 00:58:33,440
the claim

1513
00:58:38,069 --> 00:58:36,319
so uh representing so that this is

1514
00:58:40,069 --> 00:58:38,079
ongoing i'm sure we'll do a follow-up

1515
00:58:41,829 --> 00:58:40,079
story to figure out what's going on and

1516
00:58:44,630 --> 00:58:41,839
i'd love to interview this guy

1517
00:58:48,710 --> 00:58:44,640
uh and see how often uh he has

1518
00:58:50,549 --> 00:58:48,720
flatulence uh the power uh the volume

1519
00:58:52,789 --> 00:58:50,559
and the density volume

1520
00:58:54,069 --> 00:58:52,799
we need to get him two microphones

1521
00:58:56,789 --> 00:58:54,079
exactly one for his mouth and one for

1522
00:59:02,069 --> 00:58:59,990
and i want it in stereo

1523
00:59:03,109 --> 00:59:02,079
pan him to the to the right his ass to

1524
00:59:05,030 --> 00:59:03,119
the left

1525
00:59:07,510 --> 00:59:05,040
so we know who's talking i wonder if we

1526
00:59:08,789 --> 00:59:07,520
could could could we offer to interview

1527
00:59:10,789 --> 00:59:08,799
only his ass

1528
00:59:11,829 --> 00:59:10,799
yes can you speak through your ass

1529
00:59:13,109 --> 00:59:11,839
please

1530
00:59:15,030 --> 00:59:13,119
we don't want to talk to you and talk to

1531
00:59:17,349 --> 00:59:15,040
your ass

1532
00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:17,359
all right enough enough booty talk i'm

1533
00:59:21,030 --> 00:59:18,799
just gonna say one more thing on this

1534
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:21,040
this is a very in-depth article they

1535
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:23,760
spent more time determining the origins

1536
00:59:26,549 --> 00:59:25,280
of this guy's melody than they did

1537
00:59:28,230 --> 00:59:26,559
trying to track down where covet came

1538
00:59:29,349 --> 00:59:28,240
from yeah

1539
00:59:30,789 --> 00:59:29,359
you're right

1540
00:59:33,030 --> 00:59:30,799
and uh

1541
00:59:35,430 --> 00:59:33,040
there is there's a deeper investigation

1542
00:59:36,789 --> 00:59:35,440
going on right here and there's actual

1543
00:59:38,630 --> 00:59:36,799
it looks like health department

1544
00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:38,640
officials involved going out there doing

1545
00:59:42,309 --> 00:59:40,720
testing trying to be transparent with

1546
00:59:43,910 --> 00:59:42,319
the investigation

1547
00:59:46,390 --> 00:59:43,920
because they want to get to the bottom

1548
00:59:47,990 --> 00:59:46,400
of this so other people don't become

1549
00:59:49,829 --> 00:59:48,000
affected by this

1550
00:59:50,950 --> 00:59:49,839
uh not so with covet

1551
00:59:56,150 --> 00:59:50,960
they don't care

1552
01:00:00,230 --> 00:59:57,750
all right well i like that story it's

1553
01:00:02,630 --> 01:00:00,240
very interesting well let's get yeah it

1554
01:00:05,109 --> 01:00:02,640
wouldn't be a segment from me if i we

1555
01:00:07,510 --> 01:00:05,119
didn't do some current events or

1556
01:00:09,270 --> 01:00:07,520
political thing thank you though

1557
01:00:12,069 --> 01:00:09,280
let's do this next one it's a twitter

1558
01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:12,079
link okay i like twitter

1559
01:00:15,349 --> 01:00:12,960
do you

1560
01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:15,359
no wrong dude i think i'm about to

1561
01:00:20,710 --> 01:00:18,000
delete instagram other than the posts we

1562
01:00:22,710 --> 01:00:20,720
make on like for my own personal it's

1563
01:00:25,349 --> 01:00:22,720
basically like flicking the channel and

1564
01:00:27,589 --> 01:00:25,359
it's a commercial on everyone

1565
01:00:29,910 --> 01:00:27,599
right it's like so many ads because you

1566
01:00:31,750 --> 01:00:29,920
liked this post i'll show you some

1567
01:00:33,750 --> 01:00:31,760
[\h__\h] that's just like it that you

1568
01:00:35,349 --> 01:00:33,760
have no interest in but you follow this

1569
01:00:38,150 --> 01:00:35,359
other account that you do

1570
01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:38,160
it's so crazy like it's just ad after ad

1571
01:00:40,710 --> 01:00:39,680
i remember when they started doing the

1572
01:00:42,950 --> 01:00:40,720
[\h__\h]

1573
01:00:45,109 --> 01:00:42,960
and it would be like every five posts

1574
01:00:47,349 --> 01:00:45,119
would be an ad then it becomes every two

1575
01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:47,359
posts becomes an ad now i don't think i

1576
01:00:51,510 --> 01:00:49,920
see any of the people i follow i i mean

1577
01:00:53,109 --> 01:00:51,520
literally i'm like it's totally

1578
01:00:56,789 --> 01:00:53,119
unrecognizable

1579
01:00:59,109 --> 01:00:56,799
same same for uh twitter for me so i get

1580
01:01:01,750 --> 01:00:59,119
on twitter and i look at a lot of ufo

1581
01:01:03,829 --> 01:01:01,760
stuff i follow a lot of ufo people and

1582
01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:03,839
then a lot of people that are uh

1583
01:01:08,549 --> 01:01:05,920
podcasters like charlie from macra

1584
01:01:11,349 --> 01:01:08,559
aggressions uh sam tripoli

1585
01:01:13,990 --> 01:01:11,359
um and and some other notable podcasters

1586
01:01:15,190 --> 01:01:14,000
ricky and uh and behind the schemes i

1587
01:01:17,510 --> 01:01:15,200
just started following them even they

1588
01:01:19,829 --> 01:01:17,520
don't do much but twitter is now

1589
01:01:23,030 --> 01:01:19,839
recommending me

1590
01:01:24,470 --> 01:01:23,040
nothing like a lot of dnc people people

1591
01:01:27,670 --> 01:01:24,480
running for congress people that are

1592
01:01:30,549 --> 01:01:27,680
outspoken uh democrats and i'm not

1593
01:01:32,309 --> 01:01:30,559
following any one of them and they keep

1594
01:01:34,870 --> 01:01:32,319
pushing their tweets to me for some

1595
01:01:37,589 --> 01:01:34,880
reason and i don't engage in anything

1596
01:01:40,069 --> 01:01:37,599
political on twitter i mostly uh will

1597
01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:40,079
respond back to people talk i will reply

1598
01:01:44,069 --> 01:01:42,000
back to ufo threads i don't talk about

1599
01:01:46,309 --> 01:01:44,079
anything political on there so why are

1600
01:01:48,630 --> 01:01:46,319
they recommending me these dnc people in

1601
01:01:50,150 --> 01:01:48,640
filled also with a lot of ads a lot of

1602
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:50,160
ads

1603
01:01:54,870 --> 01:01:52,880
it's bs the other thing that i found

1604
01:01:56,069 --> 01:01:54,880
find i mean i don't know if i mentioned

1605
01:01:58,309 --> 01:01:56,079
on the show before but this has been

1606
01:02:00,150 --> 01:01:58,319
happening more and more often i will

1607
01:02:03,270 --> 01:02:00,160
search something

1608
01:02:06,309 --> 01:02:03,280
benign that is work related on the

1609
01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:06,319
computer i use for work their computer

1610
01:02:09,510 --> 01:02:07,760
not my computer

1611
01:02:11,670 --> 01:02:09,520
i open up my phone

1612
01:02:14,150 --> 01:02:11,680
all of the cert the things i look for on

1613
01:02:15,750 --> 01:02:14,160
my work computer ads start to be served

1614
01:02:18,150 --> 01:02:15,760
for me

1615
01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:18,160
how in the world are they doing this

1616
01:02:21,510 --> 01:02:19,920
these computers i tell you they just get

1617
01:02:23,670 --> 01:02:21,520
crazier and crazier so they got a

1618
01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:23,680
profile signed into google or something

1619
01:02:28,390 --> 01:02:26,319
no i don't i don't sign into any uh like

1620
01:02:31,510 --> 01:02:28,400
i decided as soon as i joined this

1621
01:02:33,589 --> 01:02:31,520
company i am not going to

1622
01:02:35,349 --> 01:02:33,599
put any of my personal [\h__\h] on that

1623
01:02:37,510 --> 01:02:35,359
computer at all i'm not going to sign

1624
01:02:39,829 --> 01:02:37,520
into gmail i'm not going to go to my

1625
01:02:42,549 --> 01:02:39,839
bank i'm not going to do any of this

1626
01:02:45,029 --> 01:02:42,559
they must do it through wi-fi they must

1627
01:02:46,870 --> 01:02:45,039
they must do it to

1628
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:46,880
recognize where your connection is

1629
01:02:51,270 --> 01:02:49,760
coming from so they identify that

1630
01:02:53,910 --> 01:02:51,280
you're using two different computers

1631
01:02:56,390 --> 01:02:53,920
probably from the same

1632
01:02:57,990 --> 01:02:56,400
ip address or a very similar ip address

1633
01:02:59,190 --> 01:02:58,000
range and they're saying this is the

1634
01:03:00,230 --> 01:02:59,200
same person

1635
01:03:03,510 --> 01:03:00,240
and we can hear him through his

1636
01:03:05,430 --> 01:03:03,520
microphone on both devices and

1637
01:03:07,670 --> 01:03:05,440
that's it they made a correlation and

1638
01:03:09,430 --> 01:03:07,680
they link you together in their their

1639
01:03:11,190 --> 01:03:09,440
database

1640
01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:11,200
same thing happens to me

1641
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:13,760
there was a story around that a couple

1642
01:03:17,109 --> 01:03:15,760
years ago was it was google and was it

1643
01:03:18,309 --> 01:03:17,119
comcast or somebody who was doing

1644
01:03:20,870 --> 01:03:18,319
exactly that they were just saying if

1645
01:03:23,029 --> 01:03:20,880
you're on one device in your household

1646
01:03:25,190 --> 01:03:23,039
um we're just going to send the same ads

1647
01:03:26,789 --> 01:03:25,200
to anything coming from that ip address

1648
01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:26,799
yeah

1649
01:03:34,309 --> 01:03:31,750
they got us no matter what unless you

1650
01:03:37,029 --> 01:03:34,319
remove all devices from your

1651
01:03:39,829 --> 01:03:37,039
your network that have microphones and

1652
01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:39,839
track you and go to like a dumb phone

1653
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:42,160
like one of those graphene phones uh

1654
01:03:45,510 --> 01:03:43,760
they have databases and everyone and

1655
01:03:47,910 --> 01:03:45,520
then they if even if you're not on there

1656
01:03:49,670 --> 01:03:47,920
they kind of know about you if you visit

1657
01:03:51,670 --> 01:03:49,680
with friends who do have those devices

1658
01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:51,680
and then they make a shadow profile for

1659
01:03:55,990 --> 01:03:54,240
you as basically a placeholder for you

1660
01:03:57,670 --> 01:03:56,000
for when you do go online and they

1661
01:03:58,470 --> 01:03:57,680
recognize you they'll feed your ads that

1662
01:04:00,390 --> 01:03:58,480
way

1663
01:04:02,069 --> 01:04:00,400
uh you know i was worried about this

1664
01:04:05,109 --> 01:04:02,079
this morning because

1665
01:04:06,069 --> 01:04:05,119
lately i've been trying to like walk the

1666
01:04:08,230 --> 01:04:06,079
dog

1667
01:04:10,309 --> 01:04:08,240
without the phone without any headphones

1668
01:04:13,430 --> 01:04:10,319
with no interruptions whatsoever because

1669
01:04:16,069 --> 01:04:13,440
i just yeah i find it interesting

1670
01:04:17,990 --> 01:04:16,079
to how how detached we've become from

1671
01:04:19,910 --> 01:04:18,000
nature like i listen to the birds and

1672
01:04:22,390 --> 01:04:19,920
the birds here are very very different

1673
01:04:23,990 --> 01:04:22,400
than the birds probably in ohio and the

1674
01:04:25,430 --> 01:04:24,000
sounds that are coming out of them it's

1675
01:04:27,670 --> 01:04:25,440
just like

1676
01:04:28,710 --> 01:04:27,680
putting yourself in that kind of space

1677
01:04:29,910 --> 01:04:28,720
has been

1678
01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:29,920
i mean

1679
01:04:33,109 --> 01:04:31,760
we don't do it enough i don't do it

1680
01:04:36,549 --> 01:04:33,119
enough that's for sure but i was

1681
01:04:38,549 --> 01:04:36,559
wondering i'm sure your wife doesn't

1682
01:04:40,630 --> 01:04:38,559
listen to anything when you're milking

1683
01:04:44,470 --> 01:04:40,640
the chickens are you listening to

1684
01:04:47,349 --> 01:04:44,480
podcasts yeah that's i i have a horrible

1685
01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:47,359
habit of always being tuned into

1686
01:04:50,870 --> 01:04:48,720
something

1687
01:04:54,470 --> 01:04:50,880
and uh i

1688
01:04:57,190 --> 01:04:54,480
i have started although very rarely uh

1689
01:04:59,510 --> 01:04:57,200
walk my dog without listening to stuff

1690
01:05:01,510 --> 01:04:59,520
uh but i probably i would say eighty

1691
01:05:05,990 --> 01:05:01,520
percent of the time i'm either listening

1692
01:05:08,069 --> 01:05:06,000
to a podcast an old radio segment

1693
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:08,079
or or something like that like yeah i'm

1694
01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:10,000
always plugged in and it's it's probably

1695
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:12,960
not good i think uh your way

1696
01:05:17,349 --> 01:05:15,760
is probably a much more healthy way to

1697
01:05:19,510 --> 01:05:17,359
decompress

1698
01:05:22,789 --> 01:05:19,520
not over stress your ears and tire out

1699
01:05:25,430 --> 01:05:22,799
your ears so much and also just to

1700
01:05:29,109 --> 01:05:25,440
unplug yourself in the matrix

1701
01:05:31,029 --> 01:05:29,119
yeah it's it's it's like a anti-fog

1702
01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:31,039
machine in your head

1703
01:05:35,190 --> 01:05:33,200
it really is like because i was like

1704
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:35,200
this especially you know

1705
01:05:39,430 --> 01:05:37,760
i was doing the show in austin before i

1706
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:39,440
moved there you remember i brought the

1707
01:05:44,309 --> 01:05:41,760
gear and i remember i would go to the

1708
01:05:46,549 --> 01:05:44,319
hotel i'd come off the plane i was

1709
01:05:47,910 --> 01:05:46,559
constantly listening to something i

1710
01:05:49,670 --> 01:05:47,920
brought my speaker i have a little

1711
01:05:52,150 --> 01:05:49,680
bluetooth speaker it was like i'd take a

1712
01:05:53,829 --> 01:05:52,160
shower i'd keep just constant constant

1713
01:05:55,109 --> 01:05:53,839
constant content and i think back on

1714
01:05:57,750 --> 01:05:55,119
those days and i'm like you should have

1715
01:05:59,589 --> 01:05:57,760
kept that to a minimum like you were in

1716
01:06:01,270 --> 01:05:59,599
a new city you were experiencing new

1717
01:06:03,349 --> 01:06:01,280
things you didn't look around at all you

1718
01:06:04,789 --> 01:06:03,359
were checking instagram the same way i'm

1719
01:06:06,549 --> 01:06:04,799
just glad maybe it's a good thing

1720
01:06:08,150 --> 01:06:06,559
instagram became a turd

1721
01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:08,160
because it makes me go i don't even want

1722
01:06:14,309 --> 01:06:10,480
to look at the phone anymore yeah i mean

1723
01:06:15,990 --> 01:06:14,319
for anymore i mostly will on my phone

1724
01:06:17,670 --> 01:06:16,000
i'll check the discord just to see if

1725
01:06:19,109 --> 01:06:17,680
there's any questions or any funny

1726
01:06:21,829 --> 01:06:19,119
things going on there

1727
01:06:23,990 --> 01:06:21,839
uh i will check some messages on on

1728
01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:24,000
twitter i don't uh aimlessly scroll

1729
01:06:27,829 --> 01:06:26,160
besides like on reddit conspiracy to

1730
01:06:30,950 --> 01:06:27,839
look for some news

1731
01:06:32,710 --> 01:06:30,960
um but honestly youtube is the place i

1732
01:06:36,390 --> 01:06:32,720
go for

1733
01:06:38,710 --> 01:06:36,400
seventy percent of my audio consumption

1734
01:06:41,670 --> 01:06:38,720
but when i walk my dog i'm listening to

1735
01:06:43,029 --> 01:06:41,680
old howard stern segments uh i have a an

1736
01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:43,039
archived

1737
01:06:48,309 --> 01:06:46,880
uh just library of old howard stern open

1738
01:06:49,990 --> 01:06:48,319
anthony so i listened to stuff from

1739
01:06:52,470 --> 01:06:50,000
years ago and i don't

1740
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:52,480
bombard myself with with current media i

1741
01:06:55,270 --> 01:06:53,760
go back in time

1742
01:06:56,789 --> 01:06:55,280
pre

1743
01:06:58,549 --> 01:06:56,799
soyboy

1744
01:07:00,549 --> 01:06:58,559
[\h__\h] [\h__\h] howard

1745
01:07:03,029 --> 01:07:00,559
yeah i listen yeah so i got

1746
01:07:04,950 --> 01:07:03,039
a whole library of curated stuff that i

1747
01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:04,960
have that i can i can listen to anywhere

1748
01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:06,400
so

1749
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:08,000
all right last thing let's last thing

1750
01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:09,760
and this will tie back to something i

1751
01:07:14,230 --> 01:07:11,760
brought up probably a few months ago i

1752
01:07:15,910 --> 01:07:14,240
don't know maybe a half a year ago okay

1753
01:07:17,430 --> 01:07:15,920
let's uh let's let's look at this this

1754
01:07:19,510 --> 01:07:17,440
is uh

1755
01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:19,520
uh to all the people this is on twitter

1756
01:07:22,870 --> 01:07:20,480
right here

1757
01:07:25,109 --> 01:07:22,880
to all the people who laughed off the

1758
01:07:28,150 --> 01:07:25,119
warriors years ago for freaking out

1759
01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:28,160
about the funny dancing robot dog should

1760
01:07:33,029 --> 01:07:30,640
be forced to watch this video once a day

1761
01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:33,039
for the remainder of the year

1762
01:07:36,710 --> 01:07:34,640
and this is

1763
01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:36,720
a video of

1764
01:07:41,829 --> 01:07:39,680
a robot dog i'm gonna play the audio

1765
01:07:44,470 --> 01:07:41,839
because it's very concerning people

1766
01:07:46,150 --> 01:07:44,480
remember the boston dynamics robot is

1767
01:07:48,789 --> 01:07:46,160
this is this the tip the tippy tapping

1768
01:07:49,670 --> 01:07:48,799
uh boston dynamics thing

1769
01:07:51,270 --> 01:07:49,680
maybe

1770
01:07:52,950 --> 01:07:51,280
so this dog

1771
01:07:56,230 --> 01:07:52,960
is

1772
01:07:58,950 --> 01:07:56,240
it's a smaller dog but it's got

1773
01:08:01,589 --> 01:07:58,960
like an automatic weapon an automatic

1774
01:08:05,270 --> 01:08:01,599
weapon like strapped to its back glued

1775
01:08:06,870 --> 01:08:05,280
to its back or duct taped down

1776
01:08:08,789 --> 01:08:06,880
a little bit of elmer's

1777
01:08:11,270 --> 01:08:08,799
water a little bit of cement rubber

1778
01:08:12,870 --> 01:08:11,280
cement and it is just firing at targets

1779
01:08:14,789 --> 01:08:12,880
and the recoil

1780
01:08:17,189 --> 01:08:14,799
you can see it's it it doesn't have good

1781
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:17,199
recoil compensation on this robot dog

1782
01:08:22,630 --> 01:08:19,279
yet but on single shot it's pretty

1783
01:08:25,030 --> 01:08:22,640
accurate on fully automatic it is

1784
01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:25,040
recoiling back but it is pretty goddamn

1785
01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:26,880
scary what we're looking at here you

1786
01:08:31,189 --> 01:08:29,520
know as soon as we saw those i think we

1787
01:08:33,030 --> 01:08:31,199
said it on our show

1788
01:08:35,669 --> 01:08:33,040
or your show mike

1789
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:35,679
it's our show it's our show we're a team

1790
01:08:38,630 --> 01:08:37,040
but uh

1791
01:08:40,630 --> 01:08:38,640
as soon as we saw these things we were

1792
01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:40,640
like they're gonna put guns on those oh

1793
01:08:45,030 --> 01:08:41,920
yeah

1794
01:08:47,349 --> 01:08:45,040
it reminds us so much of fahrenheit 451

1795
01:08:48,630 --> 01:08:47,359
with the the robot dogs in that uh in

1796
01:08:51,349 --> 01:08:48,640
that movie

1797
01:08:53,510 --> 01:08:51,359
uh and in or not a movie but that book

1798
01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:53,520
um at least in that book they're

1799
01:08:57,110 --> 01:08:54,640
not having

1800
01:08:58,789 --> 01:08:57,120
guns trapped to them

1801
01:09:00,870 --> 01:08:58,799
but they're pretty malicious

1802
01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:00,880
well and i remember when we were talking

1803
01:09:05,430 --> 01:09:02,880
about it when it first came up and jesus

1804
01:09:07,269 --> 01:09:05,440
christ was this 2012 or something like

1805
01:09:09,430 --> 01:09:07,279
that it may have been before 2010 when

1806
01:09:11,430 --> 01:09:09,440
they were rolling these little bastards

1807
01:09:13,590 --> 01:09:11,440
out and we were saying like they're

1808
01:09:15,189 --> 01:09:13,600
going to put guns on them and i think

1809
01:09:17,430 --> 01:09:15,199
this is when you were talking about

1810
01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:17,440
they're going to federalize the police

1811
01:09:22,470 --> 01:09:20,400
yeah well i think that the police and

1812
01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:22,480
the sheriffs and the people who still

1813
01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:24,880
believe that you know there is some sort

1814
01:09:30,550 --> 01:09:26,719
of federalism there's some sort of

1815
01:09:32,390 --> 01:09:30,560
autonomy states rights etc like there

1816
01:09:35,349 --> 01:09:32,400
will come a point like you look at this

1817
01:09:38,229 --> 01:09:35,359
with the dutch farmers and so forth

1818
01:09:40,709 --> 01:09:38,239
people like firefighters and you know

1819
01:09:41,829 --> 01:09:40,719
the yellow vests in france like people

1820
01:09:43,990 --> 01:09:41,839
were

1821
01:09:45,829 --> 01:09:44,000
separating themselves from the state

1822
01:09:48,070 --> 01:09:45,839
employer and saying i'm going to join

1823
01:09:49,829 --> 01:09:48,080
this protest because i believe it so

1824
01:09:51,749 --> 01:09:49,839
that's what these [\h__\h] dogs are

1825
01:09:53,669 --> 01:09:51,759
for this is why they're taking all the

1826
01:09:55,510 --> 01:09:53,679
guns in canada this is why they're

1827
01:09:56,709 --> 01:09:55,520
pushing so hard to get the guns here

1828
01:09:59,110 --> 01:09:56,719
it's because

1829
01:10:01,669 --> 01:09:59,120
they know that there are too many people

1830
01:10:03,510 --> 01:10:01,679
who can resist and so they're going to

1831
01:10:05,590 --> 01:10:03,520
need these little [\h__\h]

1832
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:05,600
who have shitty recoil

1833
01:10:09,910 --> 01:10:07,760
uh you know they'll figure that out

1834
01:10:12,470 --> 01:10:09,920
they'll put some bigger stronger legs in

1835
01:10:14,229 --> 01:10:12,480
the back of these bastards well

1836
01:10:15,669 --> 01:10:14,239
good sorry

1837
01:10:16,870 --> 01:10:15,679
as you can see all needs to do they just

1838
01:10:19,110 --> 01:10:16,880
update the algorithm and just have it

1839
01:10:20,229 --> 01:10:19,120
lean forward as it starts firing yeah

1840
01:10:21,830 --> 01:10:20,239
you can tell they're like in a test

1841
01:10:23,910 --> 01:10:21,840
phase here we don't know how autonomous

1842
01:10:26,149 --> 01:10:23,920
they are it doesn't really

1843
01:10:27,910 --> 01:10:26,159
show that in here it's like somebody who

1844
01:10:29,189 --> 01:10:27,920
shot a shotgun for the first time and

1845
01:10:30,950 --> 01:10:29,199
didn't know what it would do like

1846
01:10:32,390 --> 01:10:30,960
falling right on their ass

1847
01:10:33,510 --> 01:10:32,400
well they probably i would assume have

1848
01:10:35,830 --> 01:10:33,520
some sort of

1849
01:10:38,390 --> 01:10:35,840
machine learning algorithm in here as it

1850
01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:38,400
shoots more it will learn how to

1851
01:10:42,229 --> 01:10:40,880
compensate for the recoil and until it

1852
01:10:44,790 --> 01:10:42,239
it is just

1853
01:10:46,310 --> 01:10:44,800
a death machine

1854
01:10:47,750 --> 01:10:46,320
do we know where this video came from

1855
01:10:49,110 --> 01:10:47,760
i'm curious because obviously it's a

1856
01:10:50,390 --> 01:10:49,120
couple of months old based on the snow

1857
01:10:52,470 --> 01:10:50,400
cover on the ground it's they're using

1858
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:52,480
an ak variant so it's not a us company

1859
01:10:55,430 --> 01:10:53,760
and there's a

1860
01:10:58,070 --> 01:10:55,440
british scout car or a daimler or

1861
01:10:59,669 --> 01:10:58,080
whatever the hell they are uh apct in

1862
01:11:01,350 --> 01:10:59,679
the background there so it's not in the

1863
01:11:03,350 --> 01:11:01,360
uos i'm curious where this is coming

1864
01:11:06,950 --> 01:11:03,360
from

1865
01:11:08,790 --> 01:11:06,960
well boston dynamics so chew them if you

1866
01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:08,800
remember we talked about well you're

1867
01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:10,480
right mike boston dynamics has a bunch

1868
01:11:14,950 --> 01:11:12,800
of commies so i think so

1869
01:11:17,590 --> 01:11:14,960
their backyard i think they were bought

1870
01:11:18,950 --> 01:11:17,600
by google weren't they

1871
01:11:19,910 --> 01:11:18,960
probably yeah i think you're right i

1872
01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:19,920
think they're good now they're gonna

1873
01:11:22,550 --> 01:11:21,280
find you based on advertisements joe

1874
01:11:23,590 --> 01:11:22,560
they'll come to your house there you go

1875
01:11:25,510 --> 01:11:23,600
yeah

1876
01:11:27,590 --> 01:11:25,520
um but if you remember we were talking

1877
01:11:29,590 --> 01:11:27,600
about battlefield 2042

1878
01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:29,600
and it was right around the time where

1879
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:32,080
the truckers protest was happening and i

1880
01:11:37,270 --> 01:11:34,000
brought up the fact that and we even

1881
01:11:38,709 --> 01:11:37,280
played a clip of these autonomous trucks

1882
01:11:41,110 --> 01:11:38,719
because they have these autonomous

1883
01:11:43,350 --> 01:11:41,120
vehicles and battlefield 2042 is set in

1884
01:11:45,510 --> 01:11:43,360
the future you know if you get all the

1885
01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:45,520
guns and take those away like if your

1886
01:11:49,990 --> 01:11:48,480
only resistance is tractors and trucks

1887
01:11:51,590 --> 01:11:50,000
and so forth it's like well let's just

1888
01:11:53,910 --> 01:11:51,600
get rid of the farmers let's just get

1889
01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:53,920
rid of the truckers you know and make it

1890
01:11:58,310 --> 01:11:55,760
all autonomous like

1891
01:12:00,870 --> 01:11:58,320
what i see and it's all about russia and

1892
01:12:02,870 --> 01:12:00,880
everything else it's it's it and it's

1893
01:12:04,630 --> 01:12:02,880
all about climate too you brought up

1894
01:12:06,310 --> 01:12:04,640
climate earlier

1895
01:12:07,910 --> 01:12:06,320
and and it's all about climate like

1896
01:12:10,310 --> 01:12:07,920
there's always some kind of weather

1897
01:12:12,149 --> 01:12:10,320
event happening on level the level and

1898
01:12:14,550 --> 01:12:12,159
it's like this predictive programming

1899
01:12:16,630 --> 01:12:14,560
sort of deal and you can summon

1900
01:12:18,950 --> 01:12:16,640
you know you hit the top but on

1901
01:12:20,550 --> 01:12:18,960
playstation you hit the top two buttons

1902
01:12:22,790 --> 01:12:20,560
and you can bring down one of these

1903
01:12:25,350 --> 01:12:22,800
robot dogs and they follow you around

1904
01:12:27,270 --> 01:12:25,360
and they like shoot [\h__\h] and you know

1905
01:12:29,110 --> 01:12:27,280
it's like this kind of stuff it's like

1906
01:12:31,750 --> 01:12:29,120
you could almost see like yeah that

1907
01:12:34,229 --> 01:12:31,760
probably we're funneling that direction

1908
01:12:35,590 --> 01:12:34,239
it's crazy like these robots are gonna

1909
01:12:37,110 --> 01:12:35,600
be taken over

1910
01:12:39,030 --> 01:12:37,120
uh they're going to force humans to go

1911
01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:39,040
out and look for wind opportunities to

1912
01:12:43,189 --> 01:12:41,440
combat uh climate change while the robot

1913
01:12:45,270 --> 01:12:43,199
dogs are policing us i don't want to

1914
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:45,280
look for wind opportunities

1915
01:12:49,510 --> 01:12:47,760
what the hell's a wind opportunity what

1916
01:12:51,430 --> 01:12:49,520
biden wants us to look for with his

1917
01:12:53,270 --> 01:12:51,440
climate emergency mandate

1918
01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:53,280
he's gonna spend money to look for wind

1919
01:12:55,990 --> 01:12:54,719
opportunities

1920
01:12:57,430 --> 01:12:56,000
yeah

1921
01:12:59,270 --> 01:12:57,440
getting just to hire that english guy

1922
01:13:01,110 --> 01:12:59,280
keep farting yeah that's a wind

1923
01:13:03,030 --> 01:13:01,120
opportunity right there

1924
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:03,040
give him a jet pack farting to all the

1925
01:13:06,630 --> 01:13:05,600
windmills just here dude we're gonna

1926
01:13:08,709 --> 01:13:06,640
we're gonna put you up a hundred feet in

1927
01:13:11,669 --> 01:13:08,719
the air fart into this windmill

1928
01:13:13,350 --> 01:13:11,679
we're gonna dangle you

1929
01:13:15,350 --> 01:13:13,360
i'm gonna dangle you from a rope if you

1930
01:13:17,669 --> 01:13:15,360
get you get too high in altitude ask the

1931
01:13:19,350 --> 01:13:17,679
astronauts for help with propulsion and

1932
01:13:20,709 --> 01:13:19,360
yes

1933
01:13:22,950 --> 01:13:20,719
an astronaut

1934
01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:22,960
i have to do it

1935
01:13:27,189 --> 01:13:25,040
um before we uh

1936
01:13:28,709 --> 01:13:27,199
uh move on to christchurch segment do

1937
01:13:29,590 --> 01:13:28,719
you guys want to take one or two phone

1938
01:13:30,630 --> 01:13:29,600
calls

1939
01:13:32,070 --> 01:13:30,640
oh

1940
01:13:35,189 --> 01:13:32,080
we didn't do it wednesday we might as

1941
01:13:39,590 --> 01:13:37,830
six one four three eight eight nine 109

1942
01:13:41,510 --> 01:13:39,600
or

1943
01:13:43,590 --> 01:13:41,520
we will uh

1944
01:13:46,390 --> 01:13:43,600
take a skype call you just skype in

1945
01:13:49,110 --> 01:13:46,400
directly our big mouth one word

1946
01:13:52,149 --> 01:13:49,120
and uh we will uh we'll talk to you

1947
01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:52,159
hopefully has a better connection

1948
01:13:55,350 --> 01:13:53,760
um we don't know skype's a great

1949
01:13:57,270 --> 01:13:55,360
technology but we just don't know how to

1950
01:13:59,669 --> 01:13:57,280
function sometimes it's an incredible

1951
01:14:00,790 --> 01:13:59,679
technology but occasionally it gives us

1952
01:14:02,310 --> 01:14:00,800
a problem

1953
01:14:05,110 --> 01:14:02,320
you can just fart right into the phone

1954
01:14:08,630 --> 01:14:05,120
if that's all you want yes please

1955
01:14:11,990 --> 01:14:09,510
yo

1956
01:14:15,430 --> 01:14:12,000
connection

1957
01:14:18,070 --> 01:14:15,440
who are we talking to uh

1958
01:14:19,830 --> 01:14:18,080
hey boo berry

1959
01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:19,840
yeah one of these days my sellers are

1960
01:14:23,350 --> 01:14:21,600
gonna free up i'm gonna stop doing all

1961
01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:23,360
this crazy work and then i'll be able to

1962
01:14:29,350 --> 01:14:26,080
call you all to skype again that'd be

1963
01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:29,360
fantastic would look forward to that

1964
01:14:33,990 --> 01:14:31,520
me too man um

1965
01:14:35,910 --> 01:14:34,000
there's been something on my mind for

1966
01:14:38,070 --> 01:14:35,920
almost a month since y'all talked about

1967
01:14:39,430 --> 01:14:38,080
it i keep trying to bring it up i always

1968
01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:39,440
forget

1969
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:41,120
have you ever seen

1970
01:14:45,669 --> 01:14:43,280
the johnny rotten interviews where he's

1971
01:14:46,870 --> 01:14:45,679
talking about jimmy savile

1972
01:14:49,189 --> 01:14:46,880
yes

1973
01:14:51,510 --> 01:14:49,199
um i probably have but i do not remember

1974
01:14:55,030 --> 01:14:51,520
it joe obviously does

1975
01:14:56,709 --> 01:14:55,040
i've heard them i haven't really good

1976
01:14:58,630 --> 01:14:56,719
it's pretty short it's only like two

1977
01:15:01,510 --> 01:14:58,640
minutes but uh

1978
01:15:03,990 --> 01:15:01,520
uh the interviewer is basically like uh

1979
01:15:05,990 --> 01:15:04,000
oh who would you like to kill

1980
01:15:09,350 --> 01:15:06,000
and johnny rotten goes oh i'd like to

1981
01:15:13,030 --> 01:15:09,360
kill jimmy savile i've heard he's into a

1982
01:15:15,350 --> 01:15:13,040
right lot of wretched things

1983
01:15:17,669 --> 01:15:15,360
and this was this was what like 15 this

1984
01:15:21,110 --> 01:15:17,679
was like 30 years ago or some [\h__\h] it

1985
01:15:26,630 --> 01:15:23,910
yeah it was 80s 80s yeah i'm sorry i

1986
01:15:29,270 --> 01:15:26,640
know it was 19 1978 goes back even that

1987
01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:29,280
fast jesus christ he was in the know

1988
01:15:31,910 --> 01:15:31,120
wow yeah yeah

1989
01:15:38,390 --> 01:15:31,920
yeah

1990
01:15:41,110 --> 01:15:38,400
gonna shy away from that kind of stuff

1991
01:15:42,149 --> 01:15:41,120
he's uh he's all about that

1992
01:15:43,750 --> 01:15:42,159
yeah

1993
01:15:45,350 --> 01:15:43,760
uh so i just wanted to throw that out

1994
01:15:47,430 --> 01:15:45,360
there also

1995
01:15:49,830 --> 01:15:47,440
twitter i know is just messing with me

1996
01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:49,840
they always send me in uh emails are

1997
01:15:53,110 --> 01:15:51,600
like oh you gotta check out the tweets

1998
01:15:55,430 --> 01:15:53,120
from this person

1999
01:15:57,430 --> 01:15:55,440
and it's one of two people all the time

2000
01:15:59,910 --> 01:15:57,440
and i know that it's these two people to

2001
01:16:02,870 --> 01:15:59,920
specifically trigger me one of them is

2002
01:16:05,030 --> 01:16:02,880
tweets from tim cool not a big tim oh my

2003
01:16:06,630 --> 01:16:05,040
god dude same here

2004
01:16:09,110 --> 01:16:06,640
you don't like tim pool is he does he

2005
01:16:11,669 --> 01:16:09,120
trigger you it's irritating he reads a

2006
01:16:15,030 --> 01:16:11,679
headline and reads an article but before

2007
01:16:16,950 --> 01:16:15,040
you do go to it's like dude it's all you

2008
01:16:20,550 --> 01:16:16,960
need to listen to is the first 30

2009
01:16:23,030 --> 01:16:20,560
seconds and it's over that is true

2010
01:16:26,070 --> 01:16:23,040
yeah and you know it's i think he falls

2011
01:16:28,229 --> 01:16:26,080
in under the misfortune of just

2012
01:16:29,350 --> 01:16:28,239
making the same argument

2013
01:16:31,270 --> 01:16:29,360
and

2014
01:16:32,950 --> 01:16:31,280
i just there's nothing to glean from it

2015
01:16:34,550 --> 01:16:32,960
like there's nothing i'm ever going to

2016
01:16:35,910 --> 01:16:34,560
glean i feel like from this we're not

2017
01:16:37,189 --> 01:16:35,920
going to make it on that we got chicken

2018
01:16:38,149 --> 01:16:37,199
city

2019
01:16:41,270 --> 01:16:38,159
unlike

2020
01:16:42,950 --> 01:16:41,280
obdm no agenda ball after bowl i think

2021
01:16:44,470 --> 01:16:42,960
that he's playing with the weed laws and

2022
01:16:46,790 --> 01:16:44,480
stuff we'd like

2023
01:16:49,189 --> 01:16:46,800
weed legalization

2024
01:16:51,430 --> 01:16:49,199
um but the other individual he's

2025
01:16:52,709 --> 01:16:51,440
actually uh he's the father of a friend

2026
01:16:54,950 --> 01:16:52,719
of mine that i

2027
01:16:56,550 --> 01:16:54,960
that i worked with doing shows and he's

2028
01:16:59,830 --> 01:16:56,560
running for

2029
01:17:02,550 --> 01:16:59,840
a senate seat in ohio as a democrat

2030
01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:02,560
and uh that was easy bait for me you'd

2031
01:17:07,669 --> 01:17:04,880
be like oh here come come freak out

2032
01:17:12,630 --> 01:17:10,470
which and by freak out i mean just

2033
01:17:15,510 --> 01:17:12,640
open up the twitter app check out his

2034
01:17:17,350 --> 01:17:15,520
post shake my head and then put it away

2035
01:17:18,390 --> 01:17:17,360
very very limited engagement with

2036
01:17:20,390 --> 01:17:18,400
twitter

2037
01:17:23,990 --> 01:17:20,400
sure whatever

2038
01:17:25,669 --> 01:17:24,000
it's not fun you can't find anything

2039
01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:25,679
yeah twitter is a

2040
01:17:31,189 --> 01:17:28,320
it is a it's a mind control mechanism

2041
01:17:33,669 --> 01:17:31,199
it's an echo chamber and it really is

2042
01:17:36,149 --> 01:17:33,679
unfortunate how much importance the

2043
01:17:39,270 --> 01:17:36,159
media has placed on it and our culture

2044
01:17:41,110 --> 01:17:39,280
like twitter does seem how uh seemed it

2045
01:17:43,990 --> 01:17:41,120
seems to lead the charge on a lot of

2046
01:17:45,910 --> 01:17:44,000
policy culturally and politically and

2047
01:17:48,149 --> 01:17:45,920
that's why it's so important that's why

2048
01:17:50,550 --> 01:17:48,159
there is so much hubbub

2049
01:17:51,990 --> 01:17:50,560
over uh elon musk uh

2050
01:17:54,390 --> 01:17:52,000
trying to buy it and now that's

2051
01:17:55,669 --> 01:17:54,400
obviously in flux uh so by default

2052
01:17:59,510 --> 01:17:55,679
twitter's important because it's

2053
01:18:01,830 --> 01:17:59,520
important to pop culture and politics

2054
01:18:04,070 --> 01:18:01,840
you understand that uh

2055
01:18:05,669 --> 01:18:04,080
huh you understand you understand that

2056
01:18:07,270 --> 01:18:05,679
you understand me

2057
01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:07,280
uh and then the last thing i'm out of

2058
01:18:13,030 --> 01:18:10,320
here i i told uh i told adam curry and

2059
01:18:14,310 --> 01:18:13,040
dave jones on podcasting 2.0 about that

2060
01:18:16,070 --> 01:18:14,320
uh

2061
01:18:18,870 --> 01:18:16,080
about that multiple sound effects for

2062
01:18:20,470 --> 01:18:18,880
the boostergram stuff and uh adam seemed

2063
01:18:22,709 --> 01:18:20,480
into it i think he's

2064
01:18:24,870 --> 01:18:22,719
if he wasn't just blustering it could

2065
01:18:27,189 --> 01:18:24,880
always be a chance but he sounded like

2066
01:18:29,430 --> 01:18:27,199
he wants to set up a stream

2067
01:18:31,590 --> 01:18:29,440
where it's just people

2068
01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:31,600
playing sound effects of his

2069
01:18:36,390 --> 01:18:33,840
uh a 24-hour loop

2070
01:18:42,950 --> 01:18:36,400
yeah i could see him doing that just two

2071
01:18:47,750 --> 01:18:44,870
we were just talking about doing like a

2072
01:18:51,350 --> 01:18:47,760
twitter but with sound effects

2073
01:18:53,910 --> 01:18:51,360
yeah we did yeah yeah in your uh your

2074
01:18:55,510 --> 01:18:53,920
app idea and uh i i think there's

2075
01:18:58,709 --> 01:18:55,520
something there so yeah i think people

2076
01:19:01,270 --> 01:18:58,719
like voice memos you do voice memos or

2077
01:19:02,149 --> 01:19:01,280
music bits or whatever

2078
01:19:04,229 --> 01:19:02,159
well

2079
01:19:06,070 --> 01:19:04,239
there is a there is a show

2080
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:06,080
called hog story they're live every

2081
01:19:09,510 --> 01:19:07,920
monday night and they used to it might

2082
01:19:12,709 --> 01:19:09,520
have been a while since they've done it

2083
01:19:14,790 --> 01:19:12,719
now but uh carolyn one of the hosts

2084
01:19:17,270 --> 01:19:14,800
would make up tracks and then she would

2085
01:19:19,270 --> 01:19:17,280
load them up to play sequential order

2086
01:19:21,990 --> 01:19:19,280
and then fletcher the other host he

2087
01:19:24,470 --> 01:19:22,000
would put all of his isos and he's got a

2088
01:19:26,550 --> 01:19:24,480
he's got a very large selection

2089
01:19:29,110 --> 01:19:26,560
uh but he would put his isos into a

2090
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:29,120
randomizer so it was just this music

2091
01:19:33,350 --> 01:19:31,360
with random clips played back to back to

2092
01:19:35,590 --> 01:19:33,360
back to back over top of it

2093
01:19:37,830 --> 01:19:35,600
very interesting the way it

2094
01:19:40,470 --> 01:19:37,840
sort of unintentionally lines up like

2095
01:19:42,470 --> 01:19:40,480
two you know turn blinkers for cars

2096
01:19:44,070 --> 01:19:42,480
sitting in traffic yeah if you know what

2097
01:19:46,310 --> 01:19:44,080
i'm talking about sure

2098
01:19:48,390 --> 01:19:46,320
um but yeah other than that thanks for

2099
01:19:52,790 --> 01:19:48,400
letting me call in love you guys thanks

2100
01:19:57,110 --> 01:19:54,390
all right well there he goes some good

2101
01:19:58,790 --> 01:19:57,120
ideas people like the sound effects

2102
01:20:00,709 --> 01:19:58,800
people like uh

2103
01:20:02,870 --> 01:20:00,719
i think random sound effects can have

2104
01:20:04,870 --> 01:20:02,880
its place but it can be a little bit too

2105
01:20:06,550 --> 01:20:04,880
much at a time uh

2106
01:20:08,390 --> 01:20:06,560
it can get uh pretty chaotic when i was

2107
01:20:09,590 --> 01:20:08,400
on blueberry show people as people were

2108
01:20:11,430 --> 01:20:09,600
donating

2109
01:20:12,310 --> 01:20:11,440
uh there would be random sound effects

2110
01:20:13,189 --> 01:20:12,320
playing

2111
01:20:14,390 --> 01:20:13,199
and

2112
01:20:16,149 --> 01:20:14,400
uh

2113
01:20:18,390 --> 01:20:16,159
it can be very distracting because it's

2114
01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:18,400
not controlled by anyone on the show

2115
01:20:23,270 --> 01:20:20,960
to find an opportunity for it it's then

2116
01:20:25,910 --> 01:20:23,280
it's it's controlled by the listener

2117
01:20:28,470 --> 01:20:25,920
uh which is an interesting idea

2118
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:28,480
but you can't like once you have like a

2119
01:20:31,750 --> 01:20:29,760
thousand people listening and then a

2120
01:20:33,189 --> 01:20:31,760
thousand people donating it'll be funny

2121
01:20:34,790 --> 01:20:33,199
for the first 30 seconds but you won't

2122
01:20:36,870 --> 01:20:34,800
be able to get to any more content

2123
01:20:38,950 --> 01:20:36,880
you'll be able to do anything else so

2124
01:20:41,110 --> 01:20:38,960
uh just the 100 people or so we have

2125
01:20:42,950 --> 01:20:41,120
listing live right now would ruin it

2126
01:20:44,950 --> 01:20:42,960
they would do it and it would like i

2127
01:20:46,790 --> 01:20:44,960
said it would be funny for a little bit

2128
01:20:48,709 --> 01:20:46,800
uh it'd be funny to try to do a show

2129
01:20:51,270 --> 01:20:48,719
like that but you can't do every show

2130
01:20:52,950 --> 01:20:51,280
like that it would uh that would or just

2131
01:20:54,550 --> 01:20:52,960
raise the threshold for donations on

2132
01:20:56,709 --> 01:20:54,560
that so you could do 100 bucks you do

2133
01:21:00,070 --> 01:20:56,719
whatever you want yeah yeah

2134
01:21:01,510 --> 01:21:00,080
i get it yeah there's uh

2135
01:21:03,110 --> 01:21:01,520
some fun to be had there one last phone

2136
01:21:06,229 --> 01:21:03,120
call right here

2137
01:21:08,070 --> 01:21:06,239
uh caller you are on the air hello hello

2138
01:21:09,669 --> 01:21:08,080
how's it going guys we're doing well who

2139
01:21:12,550 --> 01:21:09,679
are we talking to

2140
01:21:13,510 --> 01:21:12,560
uh it's alex in calgary alex in calgary

2141
01:21:15,590 --> 01:21:13,520
wow

2142
01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:15,600
you sound great

2143
01:21:22,310 --> 01:21:18,800
hey how many vaccines have you had today

2144
01:21:26,390 --> 01:21:22,320
uh seven oh okay

2145
01:21:28,310 --> 01:21:26,400
phones in the concentration camps two

2146
01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:28,320
you know it's getting pretty crazy here

2147
01:21:32,149 --> 01:21:29,760
um

2148
01:21:36,070 --> 01:21:32,159
like we just had the stampede here

2149
01:21:38,790 --> 01:21:36,080
uh finished just uh last weekend and um

2150
01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:38,800
stampede what does that mean

2151
01:21:43,669 --> 01:21:39,600
man

2152
01:21:47,990 --> 01:21:45,910
it's like a big rodeo and an affair and

2153
01:21:49,510 --> 01:21:48,000
a lot of stuff going on it's country

2154
01:21:51,910 --> 01:21:49,520
western

2155
01:21:53,189 --> 01:21:51,920
um an event okay one of the largest

2156
01:21:54,550 --> 01:21:53,199
events in the world it's on for 10 days

2157
01:21:57,189 --> 01:21:54,560
and like over a million people come to

2158
01:21:59,590 --> 01:21:57,199
the city from the states

2159
01:22:01,030 --> 01:21:59,600
but uh they're even trying to

2160
01:22:03,110 --> 01:22:01,040
so they've attacked the farmers here

2161
01:22:04,870 --> 01:22:03,120
with the beef with um

2162
01:22:07,030 --> 01:22:04,880
about the emissions [\h__\h] from cow

2163
01:22:08,709 --> 01:22:07,040
farts and uh

2164
01:22:10,310 --> 01:22:08,719
then they've recently started going out

2165
01:22:11,189 --> 01:22:10,320
to farmers now for the fertilizer so

2166
01:22:14,229 --> 01:22:11,199
they all got to cut down their

2167
01:22:15,830 --> 01:22:14,239
fertilizer used by uh 30 percent

2168
01:22:18,070 --> 01:22:15,840
just like what's happening in uh in

2169
01:22:20,149 --> 01:22:18,080
europe in in holland and germany and and

2170
01:22:21,990 --> 01:22:20,159
all that kind of stuff but um the one

2171
01:22:23,350 --> 01:22:22,000
thing uh what i have noticed is so i

2172
01:22:24,470 --> 01:22:23,360
work in industrial and commercial

2173
01:22:26,709 --> 01:22:24,480
construction

2174
01:22:29,830 --> 01:22:26,719
and for the last few years we have

2175
01:22:32,149 --> 01:22:29,840
all we have been building is these huge

2176
01:22:33,510 --> 01:22:32,159
automated tower freezers

2177
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:33,520
all food storage

2178
01:22:36,830 --> 01:22:34,960
pretty much all fridges and freezers

2179
01:22:39,590 --> 01:22:36,840
very little

2180
01:22:41,110 --> 01:22:39,600
um warehousing

2181
01:22:42,470 --> 01:22:41,120
for office space and commercial stuff

2182
01:22:44,310 --> 01:22:42,480
like that it's pretty much all food

2183
01:22:47,110 --> 01:22:44,320
storage which is very strange

2184
01:22:50,830 --> 01:22:47,120
and i think it was in 2017 we built our

2185
01:22:53,830 --> 01:22:50,840
first uh bug plant here in calgary

2186
01:22:55,669 --> 01:22:53,840
was cool i think it was crickets

2187
01:22:58,149 --> 01:22:55,679
um i was looking at the stampede they

2188
01:23:00,310 --> 01:22:58,159
were selling hot uh hot dogs with uh

2189
01:23:01,990 --> 01:23:00,320
meal worms and crickets

2190
01:23:03,910 --> 01:23:02,000
oh god

2191
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:03,920
yeah it's pretty disgusting and then we

2192
01:23:08,310 --> 01:23:06,080
just i think my company has built for

2193
01:23:09,910 --> 01:23:08,320
these bug plants around the country so

2194
01:23:12,149 --> 01:23:09,920
far

2195
01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:12,159
and um

2196
01:23:15,189 --> 01:23:13,760
back in 2017 when i when we were first

2197
01:23:16,470 --> 01:23:15,199
building that one it stunk it was

2198
01:23:18,310 --> 01:23:16,480
[\h__\h] horrible

2199
01:23:19,669 --> 01:23:18,320
and uh of course

2200
01:23:21,189 --> 01:23:19,679
it was uh

2201
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:21,199
we were all told that the queen was

2202
01:23:24,070 --> 01:23:22,800
involved with it and i thought that was

2203
01:23:26,149 --> 01:23:24,080
strange because we're told it was for

2204
01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:26,159
human consumption in the future

2205
01:23:30,629 --> 01:23:28,800
and um as well a lot of the food

2206
01:23:32,870 --> 01:23:30,639
manufacturers here we've built

2207
01:23:36,709 --> 01:23:32,880
extensions and we built them new plants

2208
01:23:39,110 --> 01:23:36,719
um that's all for um

2209
01:23:41,030 --> 01:23:39,120
the uh fake meat [\h__\h] that they're

2210
01:23:43,110 --> 01:23:41,040
trying to push on us you know who likes

2211
01:23:44,229 --> 01:23:43,120
to eat bugs

2212
01:23:46,550 --> 01:23:44,239
lizards

2213
01:23:49,590 --> 01:23:46,560
nicole kidman

2214
01:23:52,390 --> 01:23:49,600
yeah well he just said lizards lizards

2215
01:23:54,470 --> 01:23:52,400
are i it feels like this earth is being

2216
01:23:57,270 --> 01:23:54,480
terraformed to be populated by the

2217
01:23:59,910 --> 01:23:58,550
i wouldn't be surprised because if

2218
01:24:00,870 --> 01:23:59,920
they're trying to [\h__\h] with our climate

2219
01:24:02,709 --> 01:24:00,880
and everything if that's what they're

2220
01:24:04,950 --> 01:24:02,719
trying to do [\h__\h] block out our sun and

2221
01:24:07,350 --> 01:24:04,960
make it more uh

2222
01:24:09,990 --> 01:24:07,360
lizard friendly no yes it's like the

2223
01:24:11,830 --> 01:24:10,000
heat they do like the heat you do so

2224
01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:11,840
maybe everything they're doing

2225
01:24:14,709 --> 01:24:13,600
right now to terraform the planet is

2226
01:24:16,870 --> 01:24:14,719
actually

2227
01:24:22,470 --> 01:24:16,880
to increase the heat so it's much

2228
01:24:26,070 --> 01:24:24,629
yeah so they want to trap the heat and

2229
01:24:29,430 --> 01:24:26,080
have some sun so everything they're

2230
01:24:30,790 --> 01:24:29,440
doing is to actually reverse what uh

2231
01:24:32,229 --> 01:24:30,800
what they say they're gonna do it's the

2232
01:24:33,350 --> 01:24:32,239
perfect guys

2233
01:24:34,390 --> 01:24:33,360
it is

2234
01:24:36,470 --> 01:24:34,400
yeah

2235
01:24:38,790 --> 01:24:36,480
and then they then they'll have all

2236
01:24:41,030 --> 01:24:38,800
using our tax money they're building all

2237
01:24:42,550 --> 01:24:41,040
these bug processing plants so the

2238
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:42,560
lizard people come in and they have

2239
01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:48,790
yeah 100

2240
01:24:51,910 --> 01:24:50,400
because i can't get over how much we've

2241
01:24:53,110 --> 01:24:51,920
built like even like alberta beef here

2242
01:24:54,390 --> 01:24:53,120
is known

2243
01:24:56,950 --> 01:24:54,400
throughout north america like we sell

2244
01:24:57,910 --> 01:24:56,960
most of our beef to california um and

2245
01:24:58,950 --> 01:24:57,920
they're trying to cut all that down

2246
01:25:01,110 --> 01:24:58,960
everything they're doing is is

2247
01:25:04,310 --> 01:25:01,120
destroying alberta our oil and gas

2248
01:25:05,350 --> 01:25:04,320
industry and our uh and our bees now

2249
01:25:07,110 --> 01:25:05,360
um

2250
01:25:09,350 --> 01:25:07,120
and then all of the shortages of the the

2251
01:25:10,229 --> 01:25:09,360
natural gas in europe like canada's

2252
01:25:11,910 --> 01:25:10,239
supposed to be one the cleanest

2253
01:25:13,510 --> 01:25:11,920
producers of natural gas and our

2254
01:25:15,030 --> 01:25:13,520
government has blocked everything for us

2255
01:25:16,310 --> 01:25:15,040
all of our exploration even in my

2256
01:25:17,910 --> 01:25:16,320
company like we do a lot of oil and gas

2257
01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:17,920
work for new construction

2258
01:25:20,790 --> 01:25:19,760
and it's all been basically shut down

2259
01:25:22,070 --> 01:25:20,800
for the last four or five years we

2260
01:25:23,110 --> 01:25:22,080
haven't done anything

2261
01:25:25,189 --> 01:25:23,120
we're my company's one of the biggest

2262
01:25:26,950 --> 01:25:25,199
companies in canada that that does a lot

2263
01:25:29,350 --> 01:25:26,960
is kind of work

2264
01:25:31,669 --> 01:25:29,360
as i said this is the viking funeral

2265
01:25:33,510 --> 01:25:31,679
they are putting us on the boat

2266
01:25:35,350 --> 01:25:33,520
yeah and they're going to fire an arrow

2267
01:25:37,830 --> 01:25:35,360
into us and then bill gates and his

2268
01:25:40,229 --> 01:25:37,840
farmland and the seed vault and

2269
01:25:42,310 --> 01:25:40,239
everything else for those you know plebs

2270
01:25:44,390 --> 01:25:42,320
that make it

2271
01:25:46,550 --> 01:25:44,400
we'll be eating bugs while they do

2272
01:25:48,070 --> 01:25:46,560
whatever the [\h__\h] they want like drink

2273
01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:48,080
children's blood and all the other

2274
01:25:51,270 --> 01:25:48,770
things they do

2275
01:25:53,350 --> 01:25:51,280
[Music]

2276
01:25:55,590 --> 01:25:53,360
so [\h__\h] up man

2277
01:25:56,950 --> 01:25:55,600
this is crazy what's going down man

2278
01:25:58,629 --> 01:25:56,960
uh well hey thank you for all the

2279
01:26:00,310 --> 01:25:58,639
information you got up there in calgary

2280
01:26:01,350 --> 01:26:00,320
i like it when people in other countries

2281
01:26:03,669 --> 01:26:01,360
check in

2282
01:26:05,990 --> 01:26:03,679
because we're so uh you united states

2283
01:26:08,310 --> 01:26:06,000
focused on this podcast that uh it's

2284
01:26:09,590 --> 01:26:08,320
easy for us to lose focus that uh there

2285
01:26:10,790 --> 01:26:09,600
are other countries out there that

2286
01:26:12,629 --> 01:26:10,800
matter

2287
01:26:14,550 --> 01:26:12,639
maybe and i have uh one more thing for

2288
01:26:16,550 --> 01:26:14,560
you guys one short thing so uh i'm from

2289
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:16,560
ireland originally but uh it's just let

2290
01:26:19,350 --> 01:26:18,400
me um

2291
01:26:22,550 --> 01:26:19,360
from

2292
01:26:24,149 --> 01:26:22,560
there that was a terrible accent

2293
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:24,159
um

2294
01:26:28,550 --> 01:26:26,400
do you do those in ireland

2295
01:26:31,189 --> 01:26:28,560
no we're irish not scottish i know but

2296
01:26:32,950 --> 01:26:31,199
like the food has to be somewhat related

2297
01:26:33,990 --> 01:26:32,960
yeah i agree with joe there you guys are

2298
01:26:35,590 --> 01:26:34,000
so close

2299
01:26:36,950 --> 01:26:35,600
not really like

2300
01:26:38,470 --> 01:26:36,960
our breakfast like you know with the

2301
01:26:40,149 --> 01:26:38,480
bean sausages and all that kind of stuff

2302
01:26:41,430 --> 01:26:40,159
it's it's similar but we all use

2303
01:26:43,590 --> 01:26:41,440
different spices but that's probably the

2304
01:26:45,669 --> 01:26:43,600
closest thing food wise what about

2305
01:26:47,350 --> 01:26:45,679
haggis is that shared

2306
01:26:49,350 --> 01:26:47,360
oh that's that's only scotland they're

2307
01:26:51,189 --> 01:26:49,360
only only animals with that [\h__\h] what

2308
01:26:53,350 --> 01:26:51,199
about what about heroin which one's the

2309
01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:53,360
bigger one so i know train spotting that

2310
01:26:58,229 --> 01:26:55,760
was scotland oh yeah

2311
01:27:00,870 --> 01:26:58,239
yeah well pretty much that's widespread

2312
01:27:03,430 --> 01:27:00,880
from amongst uh the ireland and the uk

2313
01:27:05,510 --> 01:27:03,440
so okay like in dublin now i know that a

2314
01:27:06,790 --> 01:27:05,520
lot of the uh bathrooms and the bars and

2315
01:27:07,910 --> 01:27:06,800
stuff they have uv lights in there so

2316
01:27:09,669 --> 01:27:07,920
you can't see your veins if you want to

2317
01:27:11,350 --> 01:27:09,679
shoot up wow that's that's an

2318
01:27:14,629 --> 01:27:11,360
interesting little trick though

2319
01:27:18,550 --> 01:27:16,550
all right i'm sorry we cut you off was

2320
01:27:19,910 --> 01:27:18,560
the last thing you wanted to say it was

2321
01:27:21,830 --> 01:27:19,920
just it's on the radio on the state

2322
01:27:24,070 --> 01:27:21,840
broadcaster uh the other day that and

2323
01:27:25,510 --> 01:27:24,080
they had an expert on

2324
01:27:28,149 --> 01:27:25,520
who was saying that for the new social

2325
01:27:30,310 --> 01:27:28,159
norms that uh they'll only be one short

2326
01:27:32,390 --> 01:27:30,320
haul flight every three years and one

2327
01:27:34,070 --> 01:27:32,400
long haul flight every eight years

2328
01:27:36,470 --> 01:27:34,080
what does that mean

2329
01:27:38,310 --> 01:27:36,480
so probably within europe you get one

2330
01:27:39,750 --> 01:27:38,320
flight every three years and long haul

2331
01:27:42,629 --> 01:27:39,760
could be [\h__\h] transatlantic or

2332
01:27:45,189 --> 01:27:42,639
whatever wait you as a person you can

2333
01:27:46,950 --> 01:27:45,199
only you can only take one flight every

2334
01:27:48,390 --> 01:27:46,960
three years in order to combat climate

2335
01:27:49,430 --> 01:27:48,400
change you can take one vacation every

2336
01:27:51,270 --> 01:27:49,440
three years

2337
01:27:54,070 --> 01:27:51,280
correct but all private jets are exempt

2338
01:27:55,590 --> 01:27:54,080
from that of course they are

2339
01:27:57,669 --> 01:27:55,600
of course they gotta travel around the

2340
01:27:59,990 --> 01:27:57,679
world and eat their bugs the inspected

2341
01:28:02,629 --> 01:28:00,000
bug facilities and their lizard jets and

2342
01:28:05,430 --> 01:28:02,639
how are they gonna bank kids on like the

2343
01:28:07,510 --> 01:28:05,440
next epstein plane yeah

2344
01:28:10,390 --> 01:28:07,520
well it mean that this is the way it's

2345
01:28:12,149 --> 01:28:10,400
going and that the great reset is for

2346
01:28:14,550 --> 01:28:12,159
everyone else we'll be all be eating

2347
01:28:16,390 --> 01:28:14,560
bugs selling cat food to one another

2348
01:28:18,390 --> 01:28:16,400
while they're flying around fighting at

2349
01:28:19,990 --> 01:28:18,400
disney world when we're not allowed to

2350
01:28:23,830 --> 01:28:20,000
go there and fight

2351
01:28:27,910 --> 01:28:24,950
well hey thank you buddy what's your

2352
01:28:29,990 --> 01:28:27,920
name again alex alex hey thank you alex

2353
01:28:32,229 --> 01:28:30,000
from calgary really appreciate you uh

2354
01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:32,239
calling in man take care bob love the

2355
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:40,149
[Music]

2356
01:28:44,310 --> 01:28:41,760
we're gonna we're gonna move on sorry

2357
01:28:46,950 --> 01:28:44,320
guys gotta cut down skype we have

2358
01:28:53,270 --> 01:28:46,960
uh we have to get the cretchet and all

2359
01:28:57,510 --> 01:28:54,830
all

2360
01:28:58,629 --> 01:28:57,520
right uh so i have some things in carrot

2361
01:29:00,310 --> 01:28:58,639
shop from a few minutes ago we were

2362
01:29:01,510 --> 01:29:00,320
talking about jimmy savile i found those

2363
01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:01,520
original clips if you want they're only

2364
01:29:06,070 --> 01:29:02,639
about two minutes

2365
01:29:07,750 --> 01:29:06,080
oh john lyden from 1978.

2366
01:29:09,350 --> 01:29:07,760
so the yeah so there's two links in

2367
01:29:11,430 --> 01:29:09,360
there the first link is him talking with

2368
01:29:13,910 --> 01:29:11,440
i think pierce morgan about about the

2369
01:29:15,590 --> 01:29:13,920
the actual uh interview and then the

2370
01:29:18,550 --> 01:29:15,600
second link is the actual audio from the

2371
01:29:21,110 --> 01:29:18,560
interview which do you think is better

2372
01:29:23,990 --> 01:29:21,120
well i mean piers

2373
01:29:25,990 --> 01:29:24,000
we can do the piers morgan one i guess

2374
01:29:27,510 --> 01:29:26,000
that might be more relevant either way

2375
01:29:29,030 --> 01:29:27,520
yeah

2376
01:29:31,270 --> 01:29:29,040
kind of cute i want to completely turn

2377
01:29:34,709 --> 01:29:31,280
left field here an unbroadcast section

2378
01:29:37,430 --> 01:29:34,719
of a bbc radio interview you did in 1978

2379
01:29:38,709 --> 01:29:37,440
recently came to light included on a

2380
01:29:40,629 --> 01:29:38,719
pill album

2381
01:29:42,709 --> 01:29:40,639
and you were talking about making a film

2382
01:29:44,790 --> 01:29:42,719
where you killed famous people now it's

2383
01:29:46,790 --> 01:29:44,800
never been played on television before

2384
01:29:49,110 --> 01:29:46,800
but it has a particular

2385
01:29:52,629 --> 01:29:49,120
relevance let's listen to this

2386
01:29:55,110 --> 01:29:52,639
so who else is on the gonna list

2387
01:29:57,430 --> 01:29:55,120
oh it's endless believe me

2388
01:29:59,830 --> 01:29:57,440
i just want to make a film of it

2389
01:30:01,990 --> 01:29:59,840
on film i'd like to kill jimmy savile i

2390
01:30:03,910 --> 01:30:02,000
think he's a hypocrite

2391
01:30:06,629 --> 01:30:03,920
when i write and that he's into all

2392
01:30:09,990 --> 01:30:06,639
kinds of seediness that they all know

2393
01:30:12,070 --> 01:30:10,000
about they're not allowed to talk about

2394
01:30:15,430 --> 01:30:12,080
i know some rumors

2395
01:30:16,950 --> 01:30:15,440
i bet none of this will be allowed out

2396
01:30:18,229 --> 01:30:16,960
i shouldn't imagine libelous stuff will

2397
01:30:21,510 --> 01:30:18,239
be out of that

2398
01:30:26,709 --> 01:30:21,520
nothing i said is liable

2399
01:30:32,390 --> 01:30:29,910
sounds a bit harsh dude deathless there

2400
01:30:34,070 --> 01:30:32,400
well but sometimes you're contentious in

2401
01:30:36,470 --> 01:30:34,080
life just because you're bored of that

2402
01:30:38,310 --> 01:30:36,480
product but put aside that and put aside

2403
01:30:40,390 --> 01:30:38,320
the the rhetoric you were using the fact

2404
01:30:42,950 --> 01:30:40,400
that in 1978

2405
01:30:45,430 --> 01:30:42,960
at the height of the sex pistols

2406
01:30:48,070 --> 01:30:45,440
explosion there you are

2407
01:30:49,830 --> 01:30:48,080
saying about jimmy savile he was into

2408
01:30:51,590 --> 01:30:49,840
all kinds of seediness that we all knew

2409
01:30:53,350 --> 01:30:51,600
about we weren't allowed to talk about

2410
01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:53,360
it i know some rumors

2411
01:30:58,070 --> 01:30:55,760
so you you had heard the kind of thing

2412
01:31:00,310 --> 01:30:58,080
that we now know about him or or stuff

2413
01:31:02,790 --> 01:31:00,320
like that yeah

2414
01:31:05,270 --> 01:31:02,800
i think most kids did too most kids

2415
01:31:07,350 --> 01:31:05,280
wanted to go at the top of the pops but

2416
01:31:08,550 --> 01:31:07,360
we all knew what that cigar muncher was

2417
01:31:10,470 --> 01:31:08,560
up to

2418
01:31:12,070 --> 01:31:10,480
i'm very very bitter that the likes of

2419
01:31:13,910 --> 01:31:12,080
savile and the rest of them were allowed

2420
01:31:15,350 --> 01:31:13,920
to continue

2421
01:31:19,910 --> 01:31:15,360
did you ever try and do anything about

2422
01:31:22,709 --> 01:31:19,920
savile i did my bit i said what i had to

2423
01:31:24,709 --> 01:31:22,719
did they aired that no

2424
01:31:26,229 --> 01:31:24,719
it just got suppressed yeah for legal

2425
01:31:28,870 --> 01:31:26,239
reasons yeah

2426
01:31:31,110 --> 01:31:28,880
and uh did you i found myself i found

2427
01:31:32,390 --> 01:31:31,120
myself being banned from bbc radio there

2428
01:31:35,110 --> 01:31:32,400
for quite a while

2429
01:31:37,430 --> 01:31:35,120
for my contentious behavior because of

2430
01:31:40,870 --> 01:31:37,440
that they wouldn't state this directly

2431
01:31:42,470 --> 01:31:40,880
to be other excuses i mean it's shocking

2432
01:31:44,870 --> 01:31:42,480
oh yeah he got away with it for another

2433
01:31:46,149 --> 01:31:44,880
30 odd years not only him a whole bunch

2434
01:31:47,830 --> 01:31:46,159
of them

2435
01:31:50,550 --> 01:31:47,840
and these are the purveyors of good

2436
01:31:53,270 --> 01:31:50,560
taste huh you were too offensive

2437
01:31:54,149 --> 01:31:53,280
brilliant in it

2438
01:31:56,470 --> 01:31:54,159
well

2439
01:31:59,669 --> 01:31:56,480
i'm still here and the rest of them was

2440
01:32:01,460 --> 01:31:59,679
still alive nice bit of jail time for

2441
01:32:04,870 --> 01:32:01,470
them jail time

2442
01:32:09,350 --> 01:32:06,550
and there's uh

2443
01:32:10,709 --> 01:32:09,360
john rotten okay

2444
01:32:12,310 --> 01:32:10,719
anyway i just thought that i mean that's

2445
01:32:15,270 --> 01:32:12,320
even the thing with uh peter's morgan i

2446
01:32:16,310 --> 01:32:15,280
think is from 2015 or something but

2447
01:32:17,830 --> 01:32:16,320
um

2448
01:32:19,110 --> 01:32:17,840
it is interesting that people were

2449
01:32:21,510 --> 01:32:19,120
bringing this up and he even brought it

2450
01:32:24,550 --> 01:32:21,520
up on bbc radio when they wouldn't have

2451
01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:24,560
it so yeah 1978

2452
01:32:27,830 --> 01:32:25,760
carried on for

2453
01:32:29,430 --> 01:32:27,840
another few decades

2454
01:32:30,870 --> 01:32:29,440
fascinating

2455
01:32:32,709 --> 01:32:30,880
sad

2456
01:32:34,629 --> 01:32:32,719
wait goes uh

2457
01:32:35,830 --> 01:32:34,639
kind of sickening too you know and then

2458
01:32:36,709 --> 01:32:35,840
which always makes you wonder when you

2459
01:32:38,470 --> 01:32:36,719
hear about these things how long have

2460
01:32:40,550 --> 01:32:38,480
other things been going on

2461
01:32:43,590 --> 01:32:40,560
well and not only that you think about

2462
01:32:44,790 --> 01:32:43,600
uh which one of the prince

2463
01:32:49,990 --> 01:32:44,800
prince

2464
01:32:52,070 --> 01:32:50,000
andy he doesn't he doesn't sweat

2465
01:32:54,950 --> 01:32:52,080
oh yeah he doesn't well so we know about

2466
01:32:56,229 --> 01:32:54,960
that right and it's like i don't know

2467
01:33:00,550 --> 01:32:56,239
like

2468
01:33:01,510 --> 01:33:00,560
the the queen is knighting jimmy savile

2469
01:33:03,110 --> 01:33:01,520
mm-hmm

2470
01:33:05,669 --> 01:33:03,120
i don't know strike on our children's

2471
01:33:08,229 --> 01:33:05,679
blood for god's sake is you've got uma

2472
01:33:09,830 --> 01:33:08,239
abedine and all these like hillary all

2473
01:33:11,669 --> 01:33:09,840
these people are so connected to

2474
01:33:15,189 --> 01:33:11,679
pedophiles everybody's got a pedophile

2475
01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:15,199
friend but me i need a pedophile friend

2476
01:33:19,110 --> 01:33:16,960
if you want to be in the in crowd joe

2477
01:33:21,590 --> 01:33:19,120
that's correct if you want to move up

2478
01:33:23,990 --> 01:33:21,600
the chain of entertainment

2479
01:33:25,270 --> 01:33:24,000
to be accepted by hollywood i think that

2480
01:33:27,430 --> 01:33:25,280
that's correct

2481
01:33:28,950 --> 01:33:27,440
hollywood hates us they need like a

2482
01:33:30,950 --> 01:33:28,960
bumble or something like that for

2483
01:33:32,709 --> 01:33:30,960
pedophiles

2484
01:33:34,629 --> 01:33:32,719
okay well hey there's uh there's

2485
01:33:37,270 --> 01:33:34,639
something there i'm sure itunes would be

2486
01:33:40,470 --> 01:33:37,280
all on board uh and so would google

2487
01:33:43,830 --> 01:33:41,910
what else do you got for us chris did

2488
01:33:45,510 --> 01:33:43,840
any other cheery stories i got some

2489
01:33:46,470 --> 01:33:45,520
books agreements

2490
01:33:49,430 --> 01:33:46,480
i just want to bring it up because we

2491
01:33:51,030 --> 01:33:49,440
discussed it so yeah that makes sense

2492
01:33:52,629 --> 01:33:51,040
so here's this one let's start with this

2493
01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:52,639
one let's let's let's talk about some

2494
01:33:55,990 --> 01:33:54,639
nonsense

2495
01:34:02,229 --> 01:33:56,000
good

2496
01:34:06,950 --> 01:34:05,030
uh bring us up on screen here we go

2497
01:34:10,470 --> 01:34:06,960
uh the

2498
01:34:11,910 --> 01:34:10,480
testicle festival returns to watsonville

2499
01:34:14,470 --> 01:34:11,920
oh really

2500
01:34:15,830 --> 01:34:14,480
the testicle festival

2501
01:34:17,270 --> 01:34:15,840
i didn't know i didn't know about this

2502
01:34:20,790 --> 01:34:17,280
festival

2503
01:34:24,390 --> 01:34:20,800
well it's back it's back in a big way

2504
01:34:26,709 --> 01:34:24,400
uh in august uh the 14th annual testicle

2505
01:34:28,390 --> 01:34:26,719
festival will return to watsonville the

2506
01:34:30,709 --> 01:34:28,400
festival put on by

2507
01:34:32,550 --> 01:34:30,719
young farmers and ranchers committee of

2508
01:34:34,709 --> 01:34:32,560
santa cruz county

2509
01:34:36,790 --> 01:34:34,719
uh will uh

2510
01:34:38,470 --> 01:34:36,800
will help will be help

2511
01:34:39,750 --> 01:34:38,480
we'll be help i don't know what that

2512
01:34:42,229 --> 01:34:39,760
means

2513
01:34:43,510 --> 01:34:42,239
uh we'll be uh donald that's a type of

2514
01:34:45,910 --> 01:34:43,520
yeah

2515
01:34:47,590 --> 01:34:45,920
this is what they wrote will be held

2516
01:34:50,790 --> 01:34:47,600
high quality journalism here will be

2517
01:34:53,590 --> 01:34:50,800
help on august 27th the event will take

2518
01:34:57,109 --> 01:34:53,600
place from seven to or from three to

2519
01:34:59,830 --> 01:34:57,119
seven p.m at the estrada deer camp

2520
01:35:02,390 --> 01:34:59,840
uh let's see here so they'll be uh

2521
01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:02,400
serving rocky mountain oysters

2522
01:35:06,950 --> 01:35:04,000
and uh

2523
01:35:09,109 --> 01:35:06,960
dinners will be chicken with salad and

2524
01:35:11,270 --> 01:35:09,119
uh bread and dessert so that's some

2525
01:35:13,430 --> 01:35:11,280
that's some really good stuff

2526
01:35:16,790 --> 01:35:13,440
that people can eat rocky mountain

2527
01:35:18,229 --> 01:35:16,800
oysters you ever had one of those joe

2528
01:35:19,350 --> 01:35:18,239
i am mute

2529
01:35:21,990 --> 01:35:19,360
no i'm not

2530
01:35:24,790 --> 01:35:22,000
i think i have i don't know if i ever

2531
01:35:26,149 --> 01:35:24,800
lucy's fried chicken had

2532
01:35:28,229 --> 01:35:26,159
yeah i think they had something like

2533
01:35:29,669 --> 01:35:28,239
that it was like goat balls or something

2534
01:35:31,910 --> 01:35:29,679
yeah i think so

2535
01:35:34,310 --> 01:35:31,920
well if you want to attend tickets are

2536
01:35:36,709 --> 01:35:34,320
60 dollars for adults and 30 for

2537
01:35:42,070 --> 01:35:38,550
holy [\h__\h] you got to pay money to get in

2538
01:35:43,189 --> 01:35:42,080
there to eat rocky mountain oysters

2539
01:35:44,870 --> 01:35:43,199
families are going there for their

2540
01:35:47,910 --> 01:35:44,880
vacation starting fights

2541
01:35:49,510 --> 01:35:47,920
a ton going in there i need some balls

2542
01:35:52,790 --> 01:35:49,520
now that's the man who knows when he's

2543
01:35:55,109 --> 01:35:52,800
got something good in his mouth

2544
01:35:56,830 --> 01:35:55,119
uh for more information you can visit

2545
01:35:59,109 --> 01:35:56,840
their website the

2546
01:36:02,030 --> 01:35:59,119
agriculture.us or purchase tickets and

2547
01:36:03,990 --> 01:36:02,040
sponsorships at the

2548
01:36:06,550 --> 01:36:04,000
www.everbrite.com search for testicle

2549
01:36:08,470 --> 01:36:06,560
festival and you will find the

2550
01:36:10,310 --> 01:36:08,480
watsonville

2551
01:36:12,070 --> 01:36:10,320
events so there you go people i put that

2552
01:36:14,149 --> 01:36:12,080
i put the link right right below that

2553
01:36:15,830 --> 01:36:14,159
character of the actual event website

2554
01:36:17,830 --> 01:36:15,840
there more details on the menus and all

2555
01:36:19,270 --> 01:36:17,840
sorts of fun stuff i wonder if uh who's

2556
01:36:21,510 --> 01:36:19,280
going to be speaking there

2557
01:36:22,790 --> 01:36:21,520
at the tesco festival i wonder if david

2558
01:36:25,350 --> 01:36:22,800
pelages is going to be there talk about

2559
01:36:27,270 --> 01:36:25,360
missing 411 for no for no reason for at

2560
01:36:28,790 --> 01:36:27,280
the testicle festival maybe

2561
01:36:29,510 --> 01:36:28,800
klaus schwab is going to announce a new

2562
01:36:30,950 --> 01:36:29,520
uh

2563
01:36:33,189 --> 01:36:30,960
new um

2564
01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:33,199
great reset policy i like that

2565
01:36:37,270 --> 01:36:35,760
eat bugs and balls in the future

2566
01:36:39,990 --> 01:36:37,280
cut your balls off eat them and you

2567
01:36:41,590 --> 01:36:40,000
could eat some bugs yeah why not well

2568
01:36:44,310 --> 01:36:41,600
there you go there you go new surf and

2569
01:36:45,830 --> 01:36:44,320
turf bugs and balls and bugs and bugs

2570
01:36:47,669 --> 01:36:45,840
and balls yeah

2571
01:36:49,030 --> 01:36:47,679
i like it

2572
01:36:50,790 --> 01:36:49,040
uh see

2573
01:36:52,950 --> 01:36:50,800
yes saturday maybe one reason

2574
01:36:56,470 --> 01:36:52,960
the cow pie bingo

2575
01:36:58,790 --> 01:36:56,480
oh yeah cow pie bingo 50 bucks a square

2576
01:37:00,790 --> 01:36:58,800
experienced the sweet smell of success

2577
01:37:03,430 --> 01:37:00,800
the cow will be

2578
01:37:05,510 --> 01:37:03,440
uh the cows will be turned loose in a

2579
01:37:08,390 --> 01:37:05,520
fenced area which will be marked off

2580
01:37:10,709 --> 01:37:08,400
into 64 squares so if a cow takes a crap

2581
01:37:16,709 --> 01:37:10,719
or a dump on your square

2582
01:37:20,870 --> 01:37:18,390
there we go

2583
01:37:23,430 --> 01:37:20,880
uh winners receive 50 of the sales kids

2584
01:37:25,830 --> 01:37:23,440
and adults will both love this fun event

2585
01:37:28,790 --> 01:37:25,840
cow pie bingo yes it's a fundraiser and

2586
01:37:31,189 --> 01:37:28,800
you can get involved today

2587
01:37:33,590 --> 01:37:31,199
not sure if that's a a guess or a

2588
01:37:35,669 --> 01:37:33,600
command that kids and adults will both

2589
01:37:37,109 --> 01:37:35,679
love this you will love this event

2590
01:37:39,910 --> 01:37:37,119
you're going to get involved and you're

2591
01:37:40,870 --> 01:37:39,920
going to like it

2592
01:37:42,310 --> 01:37:40,880
all right

2593
01:37:45,590 --> 01:37:42,320
we'll earn nothing and be happy you will

2594
01:37:48,629 --> 01:37:45,600
watch cow pie bingo on saturdays and be

2595
01:37:50,950 --> 01:37:48,639
happy yeah and sit around and watch cows

2596
01:37:54,149 --> 01:37:50,960
take a crap that's a fun event i'm going

2597
01:37:56,709 --> 01:37:54,159
to pay 60 bucks to get into an event

2598
01:37:59,510 --> 01:37:56,719
and then i pay an additional 50 bucks to

2599
01:38:00,950 --> 01:37:59,520
buy a square and hope that i watch a cow

2600
01:38:02,470 --> 01:38:00,960
take a crap

2601
01:38:03,350 --> 01:38:02,480
on my square

2602
01:38:06,870 --> 01:38:03,360
wow

2603
01:38:10,390 --> 01:38:08,550
that's what it says on the shirt

2604
01:38:12,550 --> 01:38:10,400
yeah

2605
01:38:14,709 --> 01:38:12,560
man eating feces drinking urine and

2606
01:38:16,870 --> 01:38:14,719
having sex in public that's a different

2607
01:38:18,550 --> 01:38:16,880
festival yeah that was that's next

2608
01:38:20,470 --> 01:38:18,560
week's festival

2609
01:38:22,070 --> 01:38:20,480
you prompted this one for that one but

2610
01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:22,080
okay

2611
01:38:27,430 --> 01:38:25,040
uh let's see i've got uh i got one or

2612
01:38:28,629 --> 01:38:27,440
two uh food ones we have to get to but

2613
01:38:29,910 --> 01:38:28,639
um

2614
01:38:31,590 --> 01:38:29,920
here well i'll tell you what let's do

2615
01:38:32,550 --> 01:38:31,600
this let's jump right to it

2616
01:38:34,950 --> 01:38:32,560
okay

2617
01:38:36,070 --> 01:38:34,960
so a few months ago we talked about this

2618
01:38:39,189 --> 01:38:36,080
story

2619
01:38:41,109 --> 01:38:39,199
um

2620
01:38:42,790 --> 01:38:41,119
if you recall walmart i think it was

2621
01:38:45,830 --> 01:38:42,800
walmart or somebody was selling no it's

2622
01:38:48,390 --> 01:38:45,840
kroger kroger was selling macaroni and

2623
01:38:51,030 --> 01:38:48,400
cheese flavored ice cream i remember

2624
01:38:53,430 --> 01:38:51,040
and it sold out immediately it was a

2625
01:38:57,510 --> 01:38:53,440
limited quantity it was a short run

2626
01:38:59,350 --> 01:38:57,520
small batch of mac and cheese ice cream

2627
01:39:02,310 --> 01:38:59,360
i remember i was all excited about it so

2628
01:39:03,590 --> 01:39:02,320
the company uh van lewens is the um uh

2629
01:39:05,270 --> 01:39:03,600
the

2630
01:39:07,590 --> 01:39:05,280
ice cream company who made that now look

2631
01:39:08,310 --> 01:39:07,600
at what they're working on

2632
01:39:11,990 --> 01:39:08,320
now

2633
01:39:15,590 --> 01:39:12,000
what we got here is this gray poupon ice

2634
01:39:17,830 --> 01:39:15,600
cream needs more mustard

2635
01:39:19,189 --> 01:39:17,840
man i got mixed emotions about this one

2636
01:39:22,550 --> 01:39:19,199
uh

2637
01:39:26,550 --> 01:39:22,560
oh boy i'm not a big mustard fan

2638
01:39:27,990 --> 01:39:26,560
uh i i have never used grey poupon on

2639
01:39:29,750 --> 01:39:28,000
anything

2640
01:39:31,830 --> 01:39:29,760
and now you don't need to because you

2641
01:39:33,669 --> 01:39:31,840
can eat it right out of the can oh yeah

2642
01:39:34,790 --> 01:39:33,679
so here is something for all you mustard

2643
01:39:36,390 --> 01:39:34,800
lovers

2644
01:39:38,550 --> 01:39:36,400
this is written like a blog so here it

2645
01:39:41,350 --> 01:39:38,560
goes it took me a long time to love

2646
01:39:43,270 --> 01:39:41,360
mustard i grew up in a ketchup family

2647
01:39:46,229 --> 01:39:43,280
and always preferred mayonnaise on my

2648
01:39:49,030 --> 01:39:46,239
sandwiches but in the past few years

2649
01:39:51,830 --> 01:39:49,040
uh a switch flipped i started craving

2650
01:39:54,870 --> 01:39:51,840
that vinegary condiment become obsessed

2651
01:39:57,350 --> 01:39:54,880
with the stone ground stuff and would

2652
01:39:58,229 --> 01:39:57,360
order anything on a menu with mustard

2653
01:40:00,709 --> 01:39:58,239
seed

2654
01:40:02,790 --> 01:40:00,719
so when van lewen announced that it

2655
01:40:06,629 --> 01:40:02,800
would be releasing a limited edition run

2656
01:40:08,950 --> 01:40:06,639
of grey poupon ice cream i went full

2657
01:40:12,550 --> 01:40:08,960
sicko

2658
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:12,560
uh skip down to the how does it taste

2659
01:40:16,950 --> 01:40:15,520
uh how does it taste where is that at

2660
01:40:18,629 --> 01:40:16,960
that's like two paragraphs down i'm

2661
01:40:19,669 --> 01:40:18,639
trying to skip past the blog nonsense

2662
01:40:21,910 --> 01:40:19,679
because someone has to get their word

2663
01:40:23,910 --> 01:40:21,920
count up so as a taste as described in

2664
01:40:25,270 --> 01:40:23,920
the press release sent to the take out

2665
01:40:28,709 --> 01:40:25,280
the grape upon

2666
01:40:31,189 --> 01:40:28,719
uh with salted pretzels is an unexpected

2667
01:40:33,590 --> 01:40:31,199
yet delightful blend of sweet ice cream

2668
01:40:35,430 --> 01:40:33,600
honey dijon swirl

2669
01:40:37,430 --> 01:40:35,440
and salted pretzels

2670
01:40:39,270 --> 01:40:37,440
is part of van luin's line of summer

2671
01:40:41,669 --> 01:40:39,280
limited edition flavors which also

2672
01:40:44,629 --> 01:40:41,679
includes campfire s'mores

2673
01:40:50,070 --> 01:40:44,639
summer peach crisp honey cornbread with

2674
01:40:52,629 --> 01:40:50,080
strawberry jam and espresso pure de la

2675
01:40:55,750 --> 01:40:52,639
latte chip

2676
01:40:58,950 --> 01:40:55,760
uh all with all all these flavors are

2677
01:41:01,669 --> 01:40:58,960
available at walmart until the end of

2678
01:41:03,750 --> 01:41:01,679
the season people that's good news

2679
01:41:05,910 --> 01:41:03,760
so great coupon

2680
01:41:08,629 --> 01:41:05,920
is teaming up with walmart for this

2681
01:41:10,629 --> 01:41:08,639
limited edition run

2682
01:41:14,629 --> 01:41:10,639
okay

2683
01:41:15,830 --> 01:41:14,639
getting ice cream that tastes like

2684
01:41:17,350 --> 01:41:15,840
mustard

2685
01:41:20,629 --> 01:41:17,360
i remember this from like growing up in

2686
01:41:23,350 --> 01:41:20,639
the 80s the finer things in life happily

2687
01:41:26,550 --> 01:41:23,360
some are affordable like gray poupon

2688
01:41:28,709 --> 01:41:26,560
dijon mustard yes grey poupon is so fine

2689
01:41:30,950 --> 01:41:28,719
it's even made with white wine its

2690
01:41:33,350 --> 01:41:30,960
original french dijon recipe adds

2691
01:41:36,149 --> 01:41:33,360
distinctive flavor to beef pork and

2692
01:41:39,430 --> 01:41:36,159
poultry salad dressing and sauces and of

2693
01:41:41,910 --> 01:41:39,440
course sandwiches so enjoy one of life's

2694
01:41:44,390 --> 01:41:41,920
finer pleasures pardon me would you have

2695
01:41:48,390 --> 01:41:44,400
any grey poupon but of course grey

2696
01:41:49,510 --> 01:41:48,400
poupon it even has wine [\h__\h] them

2697
01:41:50,870 --> 01:41:49,520
all right you got to run so i just

2698
01:41:52,390 --> 01:41:50,880
dropped a great coupon link in the

2699
01:41:55,030 --> 01:41:52,400
character you have to run this one 30

2700
01:41:56,950 --> 01:41:55,040
seconds okay

2701
01:42:01,510 --> 01:41:56,960
i hate grey poupon by the way but okay

2702
01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:04,950
i poop on my burger

2703
01:42:04,960 --> 01:42:09,270
i poop on my potato salad i

2704
01:42:13,189 --> 01:42:12,070
i put on my kids lunches

2705
01:42:21,430 --> 01:42:13,199
i poop

2706
01:42:25,890 --> 01:42:21,440
[Music]

2707
01:42:28,629 --> 01:42:25,900
i just got my husband's chest

2708
01:42:30,390 --> 01:42:28,639
[Music]

2709
01:42:32,790 --> 01:42:30,400
everything

2710
01:42:34,709 --> 01:42:32,800
this is all

2711
01:42:35,990 --> 01:42:34,719
was that a real commercial no it's

2712
01:42:38,550 --> 01:42:36,000
there's nowhere

2713
01:42:43,990 --> 01:42:42,229
it's a parody commercial yeah

2714
01:42:48,550 --> 01:42:44,000
jesus

2715
01:42:49,830 --> 01:42:48,560
we're going to start winding on a show

2716
01:42:53,270 --> 01:42:49,840
because i'm going to see that new uh

2717
01:42:54,149 --> 01:42:53,280
jordan peel movie nope

2718
01:42:55,590 --> 01:42:54,159
it's about

2719
01:42:56,629 --> 01:42:55,600
interesting i'll be curious to hear how

2720
01:43:00,390 --> 01:42:56,639
it goes

2721
01:43:01,990 --> 01:43:00,400
it's got ufos and conspiracies and uh

2722
01:43:04,629 --> 01:43:02,000
jordan people i think he writes some

2723
01:43:06,390 --> 01:43:04,639
good stuff very interesting stuff so

2724
01:43:07,669 --> 01:43:06,400
we'll see

2725
01:43:09,270 --> 01:43:07,679
yeah the trailer those are interesting

2726
01:43:12,950 --> 01:43:09,280
um all right so i'll give you guys two

2727
01:43:14,229 --> 01:43:12,960
choices one is a story about um

2728
01:43:15,669 --> 01:43:14,239
uh

2729
01:43:17,510 --> 01:43:15,679
when you go into subway and you order

2730
01:43:19,350 --> 01:43:17,520
sandwich a certain way this is so seven

2731
01:43:20,950 --> 01:43:19,360
subway sandwiches workers will judge you

2732
01:43:23,750 --> 01:43:20,960
for ordering

2733
01:43:25,910 --> 01:43:23,760
um and then the other one is uh the

2734
01:43:28,070 --> 01:43:25,920
story about how costco is able to keep

2735
01:43:29,910 --> 01:43:28,080
their hot dog at a dollar fifty and it's

2736
01:43:31,189 --> 01:43:29,920
by the the founder threatening to kill

2737
01:43:33,109 --> 01:43:31,199
people

2738
01:43:36,470 --> 01:43:33,119
i kind of like that one the costco one

2739
01:43:37,669 --> 01:43:36,480
because uh with rising uh prices of food

2740
01:43:39,109 --> 01:43:37,679
it's pretty important to keep those

2741
01:43:40,870 --> 01:43:39,119
prices low so i'm kind of curious to see

2742
01:43:42,950 --> 01:43:40,880
how they also so this one is especially

2743
01:43:45,270 --> 01:43:42,960
prescient because it was written before

2744
01:43:47,430 --> 01:43:45,280
the massive inflation caused by resident

2745
01:43:49,510 --> 01:43:47,440
biden's uh funtime happy group over

2746
01:43:50,709 --> 01:43:49,520
there okay so it's even worse now but

2747
01:43:52,310 --> 01:43:50,719
they are still maintaining the dollar

2748
01:43:56,070 --> 01:43:52,320
fifty so this is from almost two years

2749
01:43:58,149 --> 01:43:56,080
ago yeah it's from september 2020.

2750
01:44:00,070 --> 01:43:58,159
so bring this up on screen costco

2751
01:44:02,149 --> 01:44:00,080
founders once told the company's current

2752
01:44:05,669 --> 01:44:02,159
ceo if you raise

2753
01:44:07,430 --> 01:44:05,679
the price of the effing hot dog i will

2754
01:44:10,310 --> 01:44:07,440
kill you that's some good news on that

2755
01:44:11,350 --> 01:44:10,320
front okay

2756
01:44:12,629 --> 01:44:11,360
uh

2757
01:44:15,830 --> 01:44:12,639
all right well that's that's some good

2758
01:44:17,750 --> 01:44:15,840
news so costco costco has charged one

2759
01:44:20,870 --> 01:44:17,760
dollar and fifty cents for its hot dog

2760
01:44:23,750 --> 01:44:20,880
and soda combo since 1985 and a quote

2761
01:44:27,750 --> 01:44:23,760
from costco founders jim

2762
01:44:30,550 --> 01:44:27,760
seingle senegal senegal explains why

2763
01:44:31,430 --> 01:44:30,560
that is when costco's current ceo

2764
01:44:33,430 --> 01:44:31,440
greg

2765
01:44:35,030 --> 01:44:33,440
chelnick

2766
01:44:37,910 --> 01:44:35,040
sign goal about raising the price of the

2767
01:44:40,870 --> 01:44:37,920
combo cycle told him i will kill you

2768
01:44:43,430 --> 01:44:40,880
if you raise the price so single figured

2769
01:44:46,070 --> 01:44:43,440
out a solution stop buying hot dogs from

2770
01:44:50,070 --> 01:44:46,080
hebrew nationals and build factories to

2771
01:44:52,310 --> 01:44:50,080
make kirkland signature hot dogs i okay

2772
01:44:53,830 --> 01:44:52,320
in january shareholder at a shareholders

2773
01:44:57,030 --> 01:44:53,840
meeting j uh

2774
01:45:00,550 --> 01:44:57,040
jinkle i said costco had no plans to

2775
01:45:02,629 --> 01:45:00,560
take that hot dog above a buck fifty uh

2776
01:45:04,790 --> 01:45:02,639
visit business insiders homepage for

2777
01:45:06,550 --> 01:45:04,800
more stories so this is awesome oh

2778
01:45:08,870 --> 01:45:06,560
really

2779
01:45:10,870 --> 01:45:08,880
so yeah instead of like buying wholesale

2780
01:45:12,310 --> 01:45:10,880
nathan's which is it's a fine hot dog

2781
01:45:14,390 --> 01:45:12,320
they have their own

2782
01:45:15,830 --> 01:45:14,400
eating competition on the floor

2783
01:45:18,470 --> 01:45:15,840
chestnut seems to like them by the

2784
01:45:19,910 --> 01:45:18,480
fistful yeah they uh they they gobble

2785
01:45:22,709 --> 01:45:19,920
those things down

2786
01:45:25,189 --> 01:45:22,719
uh so they built their own factory to to

2787
01:45:27,430 --> 01:45:25,199
do this so that i mean that's fantastic

2788
01:45:29,830 --> 01:45:27,440
to allow people

2789
01:45:31,669 --> 01:45:29,840
that comfort to go when you go to costco

2790
01:45:33,430 --> 01:45:31,679
you get yourself a soda you get yourself

2791
01:45:35,430 --> 01:45:33,440
a dog you have a good time and then you

2792
01:45:37,590 --> 01:45:35,440
continue your shopping experience as you

2793
01:45:39,430 --> 01:45:37,600
see fit

2794
01:45:41,830 --> 01:45:39,440
i wonder if it's changed since then this

2795
01:45:44,550 --> 01:45:41,840
is an older story cratchit so there's

2796
01:45:46,709 --> 01:45:44,560
been a lot of changes in the two years

2797
01:45:48,629 --> 01:45:46,719
since this has been written

2798
01:45:50,709 --> 01:45:48,639
so um

2799
01:45:52,070 --> 01:45:50,719
uh no it hasn't but that's one of the

2800
01:45:53,990 --> 01:45:52,080
bellwethers people are using for

2801
01:45:55,910 --> 01:45:54,000
inflation is like well how is

2802
01:45:58,310 --> 01:45:55,920
costco able to maintain its hotdog and

2803
01:46:01,510 --> 01:45:58,320
soda.50 and the other one is um uh

2804
01:46:03,350 --> 01:46:01,520
arizona iced tea is still 99 cents yeah

2805
01:46:05,270 --> 01:46:03,360
okay

2806
01:46:06,629 --> 01:46:05,280
that means that is a really good what

2807
01:46:08,629 --> 01:46:06,639
are you sending oh you're okay nevermind

2808
01:46:12,149 --> 01:46:08,639
so many gifts sorry go ahead

2809
01:46:13,990 --> 01:46:12,159
uh i mean that is a that is a good gauge

2810
01:46:15,669 --> 01:46:14,000
for how the economy is doing maybe how

2811
01:46:17,350 --> 01:46:15,679
people respond to it

2812
01:46:18,870 --> 01:46:17,360
um so if they're able to keep their

2813
01:46:21,830 --> 01:46:18,880
costs low

2814
01:46:23,270 --> 01:46:21,840
but it sounds like they're subsidizing

2815
01:46:25,030 --> 01:46:23,280
and they might

2816
01:46:27,030 --> 01:46:25,040
they might artificially keep these

2817
01:46:28,550 --> 01:46:27,040
prices low just to get people through

2818
01:46:29,910 --> 01:46:28,560
the doors

2819
01:46:31,590 --> 01:46:29,920
and so that's not a real good measure of

2820
01:46:33,189 --> 01:46:31,600
inflation

2821
01:46:35,750 --> 01:46:33,199
uh no it's very much a loss leader to

2822
01:46:37,910 --> 01:46:35,760
get people in the doors yeah um but i

2823
01:46:40,310 --> 01:46:37,920
think we should have uh the next time

2824
01:46:41,510 --> 01:46:40,320
that um whatever jamok from the bite

2825
01:46:43,109 --> 01:46:41,520
administration comes out to tell us that

2826
01:46:44,790 --> 01:46:43,119
inflation isn't as bad as we all see it

2827
01:46:47,910 --> 01:46:44,800
actually is they should be eating a

2828
01:46:49,430 --> 01:46:47,920
costco hot dog i agree all right i would

2829
01:46:50,390 --> 01:46:49,440
love that

2830
01:46:52,790 --> 01:46:50,400
and

2831
01:46:55,030 --> 01:46:52,800
soon you'll see costco uh offering up uh

2832
01:46:58,790 --> 01:46:55,040
bug hot dogs like hey it's a hot dog

2833
01:47:00,870 --> 01:46:58,800
meat dog bugs it's a bug dog

2834
01:47:02,149 --> 01:47:00,880
hot bugs

2835
01:47:04,229 --> 01:47:02,159
hot bucks

2836
01:47:07,030 --> 01:47:04,239
oh i love hot stuff with some gray

2837
01:47:09,510 --> 01:47:07,040
poupon ice cream on top of it i love hot

2838
01:47:11,189 --> 01:47:09,520
dogs and hot bugs

2839
01:47:13,590 --> 01:47:11,199
it's crazy i mean

2840
01:47:15,750 --> 01:47:13,600
good story i'd like it

2841
01:47:17,430 --> 01:47:15,760
but i'd be curious i i have never

2842
01:47:18,950 --> 01:47:17,440
shopped at costco so i don't know what

2843
01:47:20,390 --> 01:47:18,960
the experience is there

2844
01:47:22,629 --> 01:47:20,400
we should go

2845
01:47:24,310 --> 01:47:22,639
like within 15 minutes of use somewhere

2846
01:47:25,990 --> 01:47:24,320
don't you need a membership to get in

2847
01:47:29,189 --> 01:47:26,000
there

2848
01:47:30,470 --> 01:47:29,199
uh not to get not to buy the hot dogs

2849
01:47:32,149 --> 01:47:30,480
i don't know well i'm gonna go in there

2850
01:47:33,910 --> 01:47:32,159
i'm gonna get horrifically drunk i'm

2851
01:47:37,030 --> 01:47:33,920
gonna go to the bathroom

2852
01:47:39,510 --> 01:47:37,040
and start a fight block the door

2853
01:47:41,430 --> 01:47:39,520
don't let people in

2854
01:47:43,910 --> 01:47:41,440
and uh get the [\h__\h] kicked out of me

2855
01:47:45,510 --> 01:47:43,920
once again now that i'm i'm turning 45

2856
01:47:48,229 --> 01:47:45,520
here in a few months

2857
01:47:52,790 --> 01:47:50,310
uh says there is a costco right across

2858
01:47:55,350 --> 01:47:52,800
the street from the fashion place mall

2859
01:47:57,030 --> 01:47:55,360
oh fantastic i'll be there

2860
01:47:59,510 --> 01:47:57,040
maybe we'll go there before the movie

2861
01:48:01,109 --> 01:47:59,520
who knows

2862
01:48:03,430 --> 01:48:01,119
that's probably near the movie theater

2863
01:48:06,070 --> 01:48:03,440
let's drive 50 minutes so i can get into

2864
01:48:07,350 --> 01:48:06,080
a fight before the movie

2865
01:48:09,510 --> 01:48:07,360
really enjoyed that movie sitting there

2866
01:48:11,030 --> 01:48:09,520
with a ice bag on your head

2867
01:48:12,870 --> 01:48:11,040
your dollar fifty

2868
01:48:14,790 --> 01:48:12,880
a pounding headache and cracked ribs

2869
01:48:18,229 --> 01:48:14,800
while i try to enjoy this new jordan

2870
01:48:20,470 --> 01:48:19,270
remember don't go to sleep with a

2871
01:48:22,229 --> 01:48:20,480
concussion

2872
01:48:24,070 --> 01:48:22,239
that's the that's the the fun fact for

2873
01:48:25,750 --> 01:48:24,080
this episode people

2874
01:48:27,830 --> 01:48:25,760
why don't your gifts play oh there they

2875
01:48:30,709 --> 01:48:27,840
go crunchy yeah

2876
01:48:33,270 --> 01:48:30,719
because the gifts are activated when the

2877
01:48:35,350 --> 01:48:33,280
window is active and since gretchen runs

2878
01:48:37,669 --> 01:48:35,360
all those gifts for discord if i click

2879
01:48:40,870 --> 01:48:37,679
on a story which is in the browser it

2880
01:48:43,189 --> 01:48:40,880
deactivates the gif in discord

2881
01:48:45,669 --> 01:48:43,199
now if i can figure out a way to have

2882
01:48:46,950 --> 01:48:45,679
the gif running like always be active i

2883
01:48:49,189 --> 01:48:46,960
don't know how to do that yet i'd have

2884
01:48:51,590 --> 01:48:49,199
to come up with a new browser window

2885
01:48:52,629 --> 01:48:51,600
that's always active

2886
01:48:55,460 --> 01:48:52,639
i don't know how to do that it sounds

2887
01:48:57,990 --> 01:48:56,629
[Music]

2888
01:49:00,870 --> 01:48:58,000
well thank you everyone for hanging out

2889
01:49:02,390 --> 01:49:00,880
during the live show go to obdmpod.com

2890
01:49:04,229 --> 01:49:02,400
uh if you want to support show or if you

2891
01:49:06,229 --> 01:49:04,239
want links to all the ways you can

2892
01:49:07,750 --> 01:49:06,239
listen to us download the podcast tell a

2893
01:49:10,149 --> 01:49:07,760
friend because

2894
01:49:12,070 --> 01:49:10,159
we are not being recommended by

2895
01:49:14,390 --> 01:49:12,080
any service we're not being recommended

2896
01:49:16,629 --> 01:49:14,400
by itunes youtube

2897
01:49:18,550 --> 01:49:16,639
twitch the only way the show grows is

2898
01:49:21,589 --> 01:49:18,560
through word of mouth

2899
01:49:23,589 --> 01:49:21,599
and don't just think about your friends

2900
01:49:25,589 --> 01:49:23,599
punch somebody in the back of the head

2901
01:49:26,629 --> 01:49:25,599
and tell your enemies

2902
01:49:28,790 --> 01:49:26,639
yeah

2903
01:49:30,709 --> 01:49:28,800
i suggested you you instigate the

2904
01:49:32,870 --> 01:49:30,719
violence and yet then yell our bigger

2905
01:49:35,910 --> 01:49:32,880
mouth and run away

2906
01:49:38,470 --> 01:49:35,920
it could hey it's a gorilla marketing

2907
01:49:45,350 --> 01:49:42,629
hey yo say hey yo like tim fool says

2908
01:49:50,390 --> 01:49:45,360
farting audibly

2909
01:49:52,390 --> 01:49:50,400
sandwich away

2910
01:49:55,030 --> 01:49:52,400
and for anybody in the uh the kecksburg

2911
01:49:58,390 --> 01:49:55,040
area the the this

2912
01:50:00,229 --> 01:49:58,400
the keksburg ufo festival has uh resumed

2913
01:50:02,070 --> 01:50:00,239
after two years and i think it's it's

2914
01:50:05,430 --> 01:50:02,080
happening today and tomorrow so you can

2915
01:50:07,510 --> 01:50:05,440
check out the keksburg ufo festival

2916
01:50:10,550 --> 01:50:07,520
so head on down there people that's the

2917
01:50:12,709 --> 01:50:10,560
whole big ufo incident where an acorn

2918
01:50:15,990 --> 01:50:12,719
shaped ufo crashed and the military

2919
01:50:19,830 --> 01:50:18,310
they showed up in a giant

2920
01:50:22,950 --> 01:50:19,840
squirrel

2921
01:50:25,270 --> 01:50:22,960
robot one one big rickshaw and they all

2922
01:50:28,870 --> 01:50:25,280
filed out the back of it

2923
01:50:31,070 --> 01:50:30,310
does the military have rickshaws i'm

2924
01:50:32,709 --> 01:50:31,080
sure they do

2925
01:50:35,030 --> 01:50:32,719
[Music]

2926
01:50:36,950 --> 01:50:35,040
i want a robot dog sled yeah that'd be

2927
01:50:41,830 --> 01:50:36,960
cool too

2928
01:50:47,510 --> 01:50:44,950
well we'll be back on wednesday people

2929
01:50:51,189 --> 01:50:47,520
thank you everyone shab lagoon thank you

2930
01:50:54,310 --> 01:50:53,030
keep watching the skis for dollar fifty

2931
01:50:57,030 --> 01:50:54,320
hot dogs

2932
01:51:00,390 --> 01:50:57,040
i hate this place nothing brought to you

2933
01:51:01,669 --> 01:51:00,400
by pfizer brought to you by

2934
01:51:09,830 --> 01:51:01,679
harry potter

2935
01:51:15,350 --> 01:51:13,030
for seven years i hate this place

2936
01:51:16,950 --> 01:51:15,360
nothing works here shut up wesley come

2937
01:51:19,270 --> 01:51:16,960
here

2938
01:51:21,270 --> 01:51:19,280
i hate this place one seven three four

2939
01:51:23,030 --> 01:51:21,280
six seven three two one four seven six

2940
01:51:24,870 --> 01:51:23,040
charlie three two seven eight nine seven

2941
01:51:26,470 --> 01:51:24,880
seven seven six four three tango seven

2942
01:51:28,310 --> 01:51:26,480
three two victor seven three one one

2943
01:51:29,750 --> 01:51:28,320
seven eight eight eight seven three two

2944
01:51:40,020 --> 01:51:29,760
four seven six seven eight nine seven

2945
01:51:43,669 --> 01:51:41,589
[Applause]

2946
01:51:46,629 --> 01:51:43,679
that's about all jabla

2947
01:51:48,950 --> 01:51:46,639
till next time take care of yourself and

2948
01:51:50,660 --> 01:51:48,960
each other sit ubu sit

2949
01:51:55,110 --> 01:51:50,670
good dog